Patio Lanterns
Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 54 minutes
- Episodes
- 211
- Years Active
- 2018 - 2025
WE WERE ON A BREAK
Is Florida Georgia Line on a break or not?
Coffey is back with "Back the Blue". Ryan finds himself in a couple more awkward situations. The Dean machine taking over Okanagan billboards. A preemptive…
Coffey is back with "Back the Blue". Ryan finds himself in a couple more awkward situations. The Dean machine taking over Okanagan billboards. A preemptive…
00:51:30 |
Thu 18 Feb 2021
Pump and dump
Buy GME, bet on TB12
- Ryan watches Slender Man
- The method reporter
- GameStop stock watch!!!!
- Chimp escapes from the zoo and the emergency zoo response team is deployed
- Mattress update
- FGL …
- Ryan watches Slender Man
- The method reporter
- GameStop stock watch!!!!
- Chimp escapes from the zoo and the emergency zoo response team is deployed
- Mattress update
- FGL …
00:39:27 |
Wed 03 Feb 2021
Mattress Kings
Would you walk away from $1000? How about $100,000? Can we get some new door designs already??? The mattress marketplace is chaos. Early #SOTS2021 nominations. Randy testing the baseline noise level …
00:48:45 |
Wed 20 Jan 2021
Onion Volcano
We erupt into 2021 woohoo!
- Onion volcano/tower worth the price of admission
- The NHL announces ads on helmets and divisions
- Team Chipotle WINS the World Junior Championship
- The secret oyster …
- Onion volcano/tower worth the price of admission
- The NHL announces ads on helmets and divisions
- Team Chipotle WINS the World Junior Championship
- The secret oyster …
00:42:23 |
Fri 08 Jan 2021
Country Finally Over
Drinkin' Beer. Talkin' God. Amen.
Also talking Country Ever After.
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Also talking Country Ever After.
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00:46:00 |
Thu 10 Dec 2020
Beaver moon huh? (w/ Jake Carey)
Ooh
Doop doop, doop doo doop
Ooh
Doop doop, doop doo doop
Jake Carey joins us to talk about Movember (find his Mo Space below), investing (BUY GOLD NOW), and Martha May Whovier. And there's a beaver…
Doop doop, doop doo doop
Ooh
Doop doop, doop doo doop
Jake Carey joins us to talk about Movember (find his Mo Space below), investing (BUY GOLD NOW), and Martha May Whovier. And there's a beaver…
00:42:45 |
Fri 27 Nov 2020
The Cattle Rattle
anotherdarkpoemfromvisisvaccineonestepcloserdiscussingtheusaelectionresultscavemanishothothotontheauctionsgoingonatkelownanowshouldwetransitionintoawinepodcastyoucansendusmoneyandwewilltakeyouwinetas…
00:40:18 |
Thu 19 Nov 2020
Mr Red White and Blue
Easy, breezy 35 minutes of content.
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00:34:51 |
Thu 05 Nov 2020
The Berenstein Dilemma
When did the Berenstein Bears change their name? Apple Music is rewriting history and that is not good. Halloween cancelled? Friend #7 cancelled. We explicate a poem posted in the Vancouver Island Sa…
01:06:00 |
Thu 29 Oct 2020
Country-Cancelled
Don't worry there's a Country Ever After.
LeBron James top 5 player of all time? Ryan is going GREEN. Turn off your cameras during virtual lecture. Kurt jumps aboard the FRESH PREP wagon! No watch a…
LeBron James top 5 player of all time? Ryan is going GREEN. Turn off your cameras during virtual lecture. Kurt jumps aboard the FRESH PREP wagon! No watch a…
00:50:47 |
Thu 15 Oct 2020
The 1 Dalmatian
Tom and I have one thing in common, we don't want to be seen at work.
HEADLINES:
- Grinnin' Vin with a hit song to kickstart fall
- Halloween is ruining Kurt's Saturday?
- Rancier's homemade hooch
-…
HEADLINES:
- Grinnin' Vin with a hit song to kickstart fall
- Halloween is ruining Kurt's Saturday?
- Rancier's homemade hooch
-…
00:49:13 |
Thu 08 Oct 2020
A Scientologist Does
TOM CRUISIN' INTO SPACE
Randy spends every Sunday on the couch watching 7 hours of uninterrupted NFL FOOTBALL ONLY ON REDZONE. What's the story behind those 101 dalmatians? Dishwashers = more troubl…
Randy spends every Sunday on the couch watching 7 hours of uninterrupted NFL FOOTBALL ONLY ON REDZONE. What's the story behind those 101 dalmatians? Dishwashers = more troubl…
00:55:52 |
Fri 25 Sep 2020
Oat milk huh?
It's our 100th episode!
What's the next milk? Our thoughts on the Goop office environment. Song of the summer reaction. Good luck to Bryson and John at the American Country Music Awards!
Check out …
What's the next milk? Our thoughts on the Goop office environment. Song of the summer reaction. Good luck to Bryson and John at the American Country Music Awards!
Check out …
01:00:58 |
Thu 17 Sep 2020
Song of the Summer 2020
We reveal the Song of the Summer for 2020.
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00:07:33 |
Fri 11 Sep 2020
The Draft
What will be Song of the Summer 2020?
We draft our Song of the Summer playlists leading up to the big reveal. Can you picture either of us as handymen? Nearing 100 episodes, Ryan walks around town i…
We draft our Song of the Summer playlists leading up to the big reveal. Can you picture either of us as handymen? Nearing 100 episodes, Ryan walks around town i…
00:58:32 |
Thu 03 Sep 2020
No more beer Harry please
It's BEER:30 at Hogwarts
Randingo and K-man think about starting an OnlyFans account. We reflect on our past weekends of excessive binge drinking and blasting Florida Georgia Line. Ryan thinks it's …
Randingo and K-man think about starting an OnlyFans account. We reflect on our past weekends of excessive binge drinking and blasting Florida Georgia Line. Ryan thinks it's …
00:54:04 |
Thu 27 Aug 2020
R&R (Ryan & Ron)
Ryan takes care of Ron while hiking on the island.
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01:03:59 |
Thu 13 Aug 2020
All Too Well (w/ Ali Funk)
We're sorry, the old Patio Lanterns can't come to the mic right now...why? Oh, because they're dead.
Taylor Swift released a surprise album last week, so naturally, we cancelled our plans, recruited…
Taylor Swift released a surprise album last week, so naturally, we cancelled our plans, recruited…
01:22:22 |
Thu 30 Jul 2020
We all float down here
Welcome to the Losers' Club
We win the bronze medal and then the silver medal in a stunning, surprising, delightful but disappointing sequence of events as the results come in for the BEST OF KELOWN…
We win the bronze medal and then the silver medal in a stunning, surprising, delightful but disappointing sequence of events as the results come in for the BEST OF KELOWN…
00:49:01 |
Thu 09 Jul 2020
Bald eagles and bear attacks
Lions, tigers and bears. OH MY!
- Caveman experiences a bear attack in the mountains
- Bear spray is a rip off. Use Randy's homemade pepper spray!
- Mountain cans. A no brainer when it comes to beer…
- Caveman experiences a bear attack in the mountains
- Bear spray is a rip off. Use Randy's homemade pepper spray!
- Mountain cans. A no brainer when it comes to beer…
00:49:22 |
Thu 25 Jun 2020
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