Patio Lanterns
Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 54 minutes
- Episodes
- 211
- Years Active
- 2018 - 2025
SANTA-NA SAVES CHRISTMAS
- Ryan deletes all dating apps and we subsequently announce our very own Patio Lanterns dating app. Join our waitlist.
- COD zombies has gone off the rails
- Kurt feeling festive at work
- Hot ski lo…
00:40:02 |
Mon 20 Dec 2021
Kurt and Ryan Get Handy
Another in-person podcast!
- Bowling in the AM
- COVID in television
- The 90 degree angle seating arrangement
- Instagram is actually bad for you
- Dating apps bamboozlement!
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01:05:15 |
Sun 05 Dec 2021
PANIC! AT THE COSTCO
Alternative title: PANICDEMIC
We are over the panic buying. Explosive Joe is back on the streets and we're not sure why. Vin looking thicc. Kurt's office is taken over by a docuseries camera crew. It…
00:56:01 |
Wed 24 Nov 2021
Dry October
Zoom lost our October episode. We're going to mars! Hit us up on instagram for some patio lanterns swag. Should we care about how we dress at the gym? Ryan solves the BC housing crisis.
Check out o…
00:45:59 |
Thu 11 Nov 2021
Pod of the Summer? II
Another vintage episode back up for listener pleasure
01:04:57 |
Sun 24 Oct 2021
BLURSED
SONG OF THE SUMMER 2021 REVEAL
After the tightest race yet, we reveal our SONG OF THE SUMMER 2021. Kurt is blessed or cursed while driving along eastside road. Survivor has been on the air for 41 se…
After the tightest race yet, we reveal our SONG OF THE SUMMER 2021. Kurt is blessed or cursed while driving along eastside road. Survivor has been on the air for 41 se…
00:54:19 |
Thu 30 Sep 2021
The Big Vote
THE POLITICAL PODCAST
- Kurt "CAT DADDY" Youell
- Ryan takes his first vacation (ever)
- Back to school for kids and Kurt
- Our protein adult beverage is nearly perfected and ready to release to the…
- Kurt "CAT DADDY" Youell
- Ryan takes his first vacation (ever)
- Back to school for kids and Kurt
- Our protein adult beverage is nearly perfected and ready to release to the…
00:55:01 |
Thu 16 Sep 2021
Rod the Bod
- Music movies are the next big thing
- Election update
- Does Kurt have vampire characteristics?
- The platebowl and why it should be abolished
- Rod the Bod brings the party
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- Election update
- Does Kurt have vampire characteristics?
- The platebowl and why it should be abolished
- Rod the Bod brings the party
Check out our brand ne…
00:56:48 |
Wed 01 Sep 2021
The Master Thief
PRINCE GEORGE - IT'S ABOUT TIME
- The master thief of Kelowna chats up Randy
- Prince George weekend. Caveman travels around the burning province of British Columbia to find this little piece of par…
- The master thief of Kelowna chats up Randy
- Prince George weekend. Caveman travels around the burning province of British Columbia to find this little piece of par…
00:47:00 |
Thu 19 Aug 2021
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sunglasses
- Does "Wishful Drinking" (Ingrid Andress & Sam Hunt) sound like the hit song "Come Clean" by Hilary Duff?
- Too much Gotham grinding leads to a COVID-19 outbreak in Kelowna
- Gym gaslighting
- Bar s…
- Too much Gotham grinding leads to a COVID-19 outbreak in Kelowna
- Gym gaslighting
- Bar s…
00:38:09 |
Thu 05 Aug 2021
Beer Beer, Truck Truck
This is Patio Lanterns with Ryan and Kurt
The mask mandate is coming to an end and sleepovers will be allowed. We predict who's going to advance to the Stanley Cup Final. Fashion tips and dressing f…
The mask mandate is coming to an end and sleepovers will be allowed. We predict who's going to advance to the Stanley Cup Final. Fashion tips and dressing f…
00:54:01 |
Thu 01 Jul 2021
Oily Rando on the Patio
Rando and Caveman get back together for another episode.
Abolish car alarms and tipping at restaurants. The Friends Reunion. Kurt takes an eye exam. Ryan oils up and raises some questions about tann…
Abolish car alarms and tipping at restaurants. The Friends Reunion. Kurt takes an eye exam. Ryan oils up and raises some questions about tann…
00:43:42 |
Thu 17 Jun 2021
Karaoke Night (w/ Joe Ram)
Globglogabgalab
[0:00] Ryan and Kurt are buzzing. The usual jibber jabber but with an added shot of excitement!
[15:30] We bring friend of the show, Joe, onto the show to discuss the show with us on …
[0:00] Ryan and Kurt are buzzing. The usual jibber jabber but with an added shot of excitement!
[15:30] We bring friend of the show, Joe, onto the show to discuss the show with us on …
00:46:36 |
Thu 27 May 2021
The Dom Shrine
- We didn't make the best of kelowna cut
- Randy gets into it with a bum
- A drunken police impersonator
- Vin Diesel's "Dom Shrine"
- Pop is underrated
- Seaspiracy rant
- More song of the summer no…
- Randy gets into it with a bum
- A drunken police impersonator
- Vin Diesel's "Dom Shrine"
- Pop is underrated
- Seaspiracy rant
- More song of the summer no…
00:49:43 |
Thu 13 May 2021
Nothing Personal
- SONG OF THE SUMMER UPDATE
- RANDY AND KURT ARE PLANNING A ROAD TRIP
- 2 NOMS FOR BEST OF KELOWNA MEANS WE ARE ALL IN IT TO WIN IT
- MORE COPYRIGHT TROUBLE
Go to bestof.kelownanow.com and vote PATI…
- RANDY AND KURT ARE PLANNING A ROAD TRIP
- 2 NOMS FOR BEST OF KELOWNA MEANS WE ARE ALL IN IT TO WIN IT
- MORE COPYRIGHT TROUBLE
Go to bestof.kelownanow.com and vote PATI…
00:33:40 |
Wed 14 Apr 2021
It‘s our podcast, we can do what we want
"We received a report because the following episode/s contain/s TOO MUCH AWESOME content, therefore we verified the infringement, and proceeded with removing it"
- The explosion bandit is caught! Bu…
- The explosion bandit is caught! Bu…
00:31:20 |
Thu 01 Apr 2021
Real episode
This is real, This is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light shine on me
Check out our brand new website!
https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
Follow us on I…
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light shine on me
Check out our brand new website!
https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
Follow us on I…
00:40:09 |
Thu 01 Apr 2021
Unsolved Mysteries
From Geoff regarding his time on Patio Lanterns" "I loved every minute! What an amazing podcast Patio Lanterns is. On to new adventures with more wisdom in the bag."
Somebody is trying to make us a …
Somebody is trying to make us a …
00:43:46 |
Fri 19 Mar 2021
F9 not just a keyboard shortcut
Mission control this is Dominic Toretto...
Caveman and Randy discuss the upcoming Fast and Furious movie and the franchise as a whole. What's next for the crew? Time travel? Space travel? Baby sacri…
Caveman and Randy discuss the upcoming Fast and Furious movie and the franchise as a whole. What's next for the crew? Time travel? Space travel? Baby sacri…
00:45:11 |
Thu 04 Mar 2021
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