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Patio Lanterns

Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.

Comedy Improv Personal Journals Society & Culture
Update frequency
every 14 days
Average duration
54 minutes
Episodes
211
Years Active
2018 - 2025
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Bombs Away

Bombs Away

The Penticton park bomber is locked up. Kurt is striving for hygge. Randy and Pa head out turkey hunting. Kurt does not like live music. More LinkedIn content. A mattress story. Luke Bryan's outrageo…

01:06:03  |   Wed 30 Nov 2022
You, Me and Bidet and Marley and I

You, Me and Bidet and Marley and I

I am Dogelon. Dogelon Mars. Join me and together we will reach the stars.

 

The boys gaslight each other. Kurt considers moving his social media presence entirely to LinkedIn where people appreciate …

00:37:14  |   Thu 17 Nov 2022
The Pump

The Pump

We're coming through your earbuds!

 

Kurt - inspired by his travels - installs a bidet at home! It's beach season and Ryan ranks all of Kelowna's beaches. Our thoughts on Midnights by Tswift (and a s…

00:48:34  |   Thu 03 Nov 2022
Yoshi’s World

Yoshi’s World

Kurt finds himself. Again.

 

- Kurt is back from Bali & Singapore. Lots to discuss!

- Sentient robots & toilets.

- Jet lag isn't real.

- Loblaws gives Canadians the break they need.

 

Check out our b…

00:41:13  |   Thu 20 Oct 2022
Be Real

Be Real

SONG OF THE SUMMER 2022 REVEAL

 

Ryan joins the next big app for young people! Dodge discontinuing the Challenger and Charger and Vin Diesel is missing. Fans from across the world flock to Burnaby, B…

00:37:22  |   Thu 08 Sep 2022
The Fantastic Four

The Fantastic Four

We trim down our Song of the Summer nominations to just 4 in suspenseful fashion.

This is the first episode we've uploaded to YouTube. Check it out!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzzVDklQLSepr1rwC…

00:37:01  |   Thu 25 Aug 2022
Rocky Mountain High

Rocky Mountain High

THE MYTH BUSTIN' PODCAST

Kurt visits the MILE HIGH CITY (5280ft). More airport experiences. Altitude sickness is a hoax. Denver dong. Today's angsty music releases. What does a movie producer do? Mid…

01:08:31  |   Fri 12 Aug 2022
Make sure you’re travel ready

Make sure you’re travel ready

WestJet won't stop emailing us. Big Blake Shelton floods the stampede. Rhino gets stopped going through customs in the airport. Bachelor parties are too tame these days. Randy incites the local San F…

00:40:43  |   Wed 27 Jul 2022
What flavor is blackberry?

What flavor is blackberry?

Lil Huddy ain't Lil anymore. Kurt is looking forward to see Big Blake Shelton on stage this coming weekend. Ryan experiences beach power moves. Kurt attends wine school. And congratulations to PATONE…

00:41:44  |   Fri 15 Jul 2022
You Can’t Call Me Al

You Can’t Call Me Al

Paul Simon loses Song of the Summer again. Ryan is fascinated by the big toilet bowls in Europe. Congrats to those and their fans too. Elevation is a hoax. 1 month THICC BOI™ update and it is thick. …

00:36:07  |   Wed 29 Jun 2022
Girls don’t like boys, girls like iphones and money

Girls don’t like boys, girls like iphones and money

- Rando is on the move to the land down under...Austria.

- Checking in on the THICC BOI™ progress

- Android boys worldwide are getting turned down at an astonishing rate

- Several new Song of the Sum…

00:41:51  |   Thu 09 Jun 2022
Raging B

Raging B

The Battle of Alberta has us raging in different ways. We bring in our top 2 analysts (ourselves) to discuss the amount of betting ads in the hockey world. US hockey broadcasts and the crazy amount o…

00:39:33  |   Fri 27 May 2022
Mind Your Own Lawn

Mind Your Own Lawn

Stratas need to back off. Chiming in on the anti-lawn movement. Ospreys wreaking havoc in Lake Country! Kelowna (Lake Country) brewery raising money and we don't like it. KelownaNow is corrupt. Is be…

00:41:10  |   Fri 13 May 2022
Vin Cringe

Vin Cringe

Vin Diesel's cringey instagram posts cause the director of Fast X, Justin Lin, to quit. Kurt is off the market. Ryan completes in the Sun Run. Open up the song of the summer nominations for 2022! If …

01:00:04  |   Thu 28 Apr 2022
Criss Human

Criss Human

REGULAR GUY

 

We went golfing and then to see Santana live in concert! Mindfreak is getting a prequel? OJ Simpson sounds off on Will Smith. The pizza time process - Kurt breaks it down for the listen…

01:19:59  |   Thu 14 Apr 2022
Dumbing It Down (w/ Jake Carey)

Dumbing It Down (w/ Jake Carey)

We are joined on the patio by our good friend Jake T Carey...

- Hot guy summer 

- Why is it called the "hamburger"? We don't have the answer but it does get discussed

- Discovering bread

- Backdoor s…

00:39:17  |   Tue 29 Mar 2022
The Clone Wars

The Clone Wars

Our biggest episode yet as we are joined by Big Shawn V, Moe, Joe, and Avi on the patio.

 

Hooking up with our doppelgangers. Are there more wheels or doors on earth? Randy's zoom blunder. The Russia…

00:56:09  |   Sun 13 Mar 2022
Looks like we got us a convoy episode

Looks like we got us a convoy episode

Randy and Kurt went 'mobiling and skiing in Revelstoke. Talking bits and voicemails before, during, and after songs is just unnecessary and annoying. Restaurants not serving enough dip. The freedom c…

00:59:44  |   Mon 07 Feb 2022
Fingerless Lickin’ Good

Fingerless Lickin’ Good

- Kodak Black hockey guy

- Instagram is crap

- The Rambo movies and why does Sylvester Stallone play an idiot in every role?

- Crashing your car should be normal (and fun)

- Fingerless gloves in the …

01:07:00  |   Mon 17 Jan 2022
Nothing Good Happens After Midnight

Nothing Good Happens After Midnight

This episode is a mess. You're going to love it.

 

After the ball drop and after the bubbly, we let loose with our fiercest takes and don't hold back. This is actually our second New Year's recording…

00:37:12  |   Mon 03 Jan 2022
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