Patio Lanterns
Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 54 minutes
- Episodes
- 211
- Years Active
- 2018 - 2025
The Haunting of Hill Patio - Part 6 - WATCH ALONG
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting).…
01:00:08 |
Wed 28 Nov 2018
Octopus Kid: A Patio Lanterns Story
Kurt releases ALL his tension in an episode-long rant ranging from bathroom faucets to Rocky Balboa. Randy describes the interesting WE Day script handed out to concession stand employees and bio-eng…
00:46:09 |
Wed 21 Nov 2018
The Haunting of Hill Patio - Part 5 - WATCH ALONG
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting).…
01:16:00 |
Tue 20 Nov 2018
The Haunting of Hill Patio - Part 4 - WATCH ALONG
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting).…
00:56:29 |
Tue 20 Nov 2018
Compliment Sandwiches (w/ Jake Carey)
Daylight Savings Time reactions, the best breakfast (bagel) sandwich ever, and weird bathroom furniture. Later, friend of the show and past interviewee Jake T. Carey joins the show for some complimen…
01:08:04 |
Wed 14 Nov 2018
The Haunting of Hill Patio - Part 3 - WATCH ALONG
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting).…
00:56:51 |
Thu 08 Nov 2018
The Naked Interview (w/ Jon Favreau)
We are NAKED AND NOT AFRAID. Movie theatres are hotter than the Sun. #cheesingfortolerance gaining momentum? Is wearing the same outfit two days in a row okay? Also joined by (newly awakened) friend …
01:01:26 |
Thu 01 Nov 2018
Spooky Time
SPOOKY SPOOKY, VERY SPOOKY. SPOOKY SPOOKY, VERY SPOOKY. SPOOKY SPOOKY, VERY SPOOKY. SPOOKY SPOOKY, VERY SPOOKY. SPOOKY SPOOKY, VERY SPOOKY. SPOOKY SPOOKY, VERY SPOOKY. SPOOKY SPOOKY, VERY SPOOKY. SPO…
00:51:09 |
Wed 24 Oct 2018
The Haunting of Hill Patio - Part 2 - WATCH ALONG
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting).…
01:05:06 |
Tue 23 Oct 2018
The Haunting of Hill Patio - Part 1 - WATCH ALONG
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting).…
01:11:32 |
Tue 23 Oct 2018
Rock-a-bye Randy
Kurt reveals what old, hot songs YOU should be listening to in his brand new segment! Ryan discusses his attendance related anxiety. The guys mellow out with some some orange-gasoline scented diffuse…
00:38:32 |
Wed 10 Oct 2018
Cheese and Cheap Tacos
A little duckling died for this episode. Kurt eats sooooo many tacos. Randy doesn't know if he is an asshole. A new SONG OF THE SUMMER is crowned! #CHEESINGFORTOLERANCE
00:39:27 |
Wed 03 Oct 2018
Bud Light Boooo
We react to last week's interview with Paul Flart. The boys recall their latest attempt to land a famous guest on the podcast. Randy discovers a sustainable food source! Is Daylight Savings Time bein…
00:46:06 |
Wed 26 Sep 2018
Whose Fart Is It Anyway? (w/ Paul Flart)
[0 min.] - The guys discuss Kurt's wild weekend which ended with a nice sunburn, Randy's (near) measles scare, and the always fun Carly Rae Jepsen.
[27 min.] - Paul Flart (aka The Fart Authority) joi…
[27 min.] - Paul Flart (aka The Fart Authority) joi…
00:57:25 |
Wed 19 Sep 2018
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3 - Fart Wars
Randy talks about his hatred of rescue dogs. Are our dopplegangers taking over? Who is "the Fart Authority" and why did he get fired from his job? The boys also give their takes on Swiss Fart Man and…
01:11:50 |
Thu 13 Sep 2018
The One with the Thing
Big Dog Daddy (aka Toby Keith) is featured. The guys give an update on the moon and more importantly, its PR team. Save the world with beef tubes? We do the Thing. Oh and 1/4 chance you have a hairy …
01:07:06 |
Thu 23 Aug 2018
The Return of the Kurt
Kurt returns to the Patio after finding himself in the foothills of Bangladesh. Ryan voices his anti-anti-straw opinion. Kurt talks about hazing activities at work and his recent 15 minutes of fame.
00:41:29 |
Tue 24 Jul 2018
The Goat
Kurt has a shocking announcement that will make you happy or sad - we don't know which one.
The guys answer some really interesting and tame listener questions. Kurt comes up with an idea to get you …
The guys answer some really interesting and tame listener questions. Kurt comes up with an idea to get you …
00:35:26 |
Wed 30 May 2018
Jurassic Lifestyle
A disturbing truth about last week's flowers is revealed. Randy talks about his household's tendency to spontaneously break out into drum circles. Kurt describes an awkward encounter at the pharmacy.…
00:38:04 |
Wed 23 May 2018
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