Patio Lanterns

THIS IS THE STORY OF A VERY TALL MAN...

Ryan is looking for a fresh start in Nelson. Song of the Summer nominations are locked in. What has Alexander Grant been up to recently? Kurt watches Longlegs.

INTRODUCING LORD KURT & LORD RYAN

Randy's localized phone plan. Boring jobs and boring people, why does everyone make everything so boring!!? Doctors being egomaniacs. Ryan's quest filled weekend in …

The Daily did WHAT!?

We attend another silent disco. Ryan makes a big purchase. Does Michael Barbaro know what the Daily did with their July 24th, 2024 episode "The Lingering Questions about the Atte…

DID THEY SHOOT THE MONKEY?

Ryan doesn't know how to pronounce Harambe. The return of digital cameras. A familiar name in the headlines again. Randy's obsession with water. A recent shooting makes us …

JUSTICE FOR RACHEL

The Stanley Cup Final is over but Kurt is still not nervous. Ryan tries out the pork chops in Lumby. It's a crop top hot boy summer. We break down the television show, Succession, …

PODATHON CANCELLED

Ryan has a few too many mountain brews on his hike to Tuktoyaktuk. Kurt believes Arizona should be shut down. An uplifting story about the village of Elmswood. Joe Pavelski sucks! …

APES BAD

Ryan takes a road trip and ranks the communities within the East Kootenays. There's a bee infestation at Kurt's gym. Feeding Ryan brain nourishment on Instagram. Kurt's thoughts on Godzilla …

VOTE PATIO LANTERNS

- a public pooper is on the loose in the Okanagan

- Brian Kelley vs Tyler Hubbard -> we get you up to speed on the hottest feud in country music

- Ludacris ARRIVES on our Song of …

VOTE PATIO LANTERNS

We have been nominated for Best Local Podcast. NHL playoff talk. Taylor Swift discussion. Where is Pierre McGuire? The mysterious monkey king. Song of the Summer nominations are o…

POUR ONE OUT FOR OJ

Cicadas infestation incoming? The Canadian Country Music Awards are coming to Kelowna. How you laying (when you go to sleep)? The internet's dying. O.J. Simpson was "alert and chi…

Announcing our campaign for:

Best local influencer

Best local podcast

Best overall Instagram account

Best overall TikTok account

Kelowna's pit. Pooping wonderland. Jake Gyllenhaal should be ashamed f…

We're speaking the Tennessee Truth

Spring garden goals. Kurt shares a plane with a celebrity on his way to California. BK and TJ of Florida Georgia Line reach Ross/Rachel levels of sexual tension. Pi…

One hand on the wheel. Long, deep breaths. Caveman owns this road.

Kurt is back from Iceland with much to talk about including: his rental car freaking out and taking control of the wheel intermitten…

SPONGEBOB SUPER BOWL

Somebody poisoned Kelowna's trees, and they're still out there! The K-man begins grinding his way to corporate king status. Randy's insane ear muff headphones. Kurt dating in 3 c…

Featuring our favorite gameshow "WRITE IT OFF"

Quick Patio Date update. A fortune from a fortune cookie comes true. We play every accountant's favorite game, WRITE IT OFF. We discuss our interest i…

WE BLEW OUR CONTENT IN THE FIRST HALF

Aliens invade - are you getting drafted? Ryan has an ethical dilemma at the grocery store. Setting up a mugging on your first date. Our thoughts on lo-fi music…

Happy New Year? Kurt explains his Cinderella experience after Raudz. Kurt and Ryan consider releasing invasive species into the Okanagan. Ryan becomes enthralled in TikTok academia. Epstein Island. K…

PATIO LANTERNS HIGH: EPISODE 5 (SEASON FINALE)

Old friends Wallace (Kurt) and Andre (Randy) haven't seen each another in one week and agree to meet for dinner. Andre, a once well-known biologist, dro…

We've still got each other

A change to the BC Ferries reservation system has Randy fuming. Twin Peaks has us hooked! Kurt redownloads Tinder while Randy tries out Hinge premium. Who was Patio Lantern…

Crispy on the outside, tender and moist on the inside.

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is booted out of the company. Fall is the time for relaxing or to be a piece of shit. The dating market takes a turn for t…