Patio Lanterns
Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 54 minutes
- Episodes
- 211
- Years Active
- 2018 - 2025
Bears, beets, deaf people
The guys try to determine where stomach hair ends and pubic hair begins. Then they try to wrap their heads around how a deaf person thinks.
00:29:11 |
Wed 16 May 2018
The Gang Hosts an Awards Show
Ryan rants about trikes and Kurt admits how an episode of Black Mirror made him feel quite uncomfortable. Prestigious awards are handed out to past interviewees.
00:41:49 |
Thu 10 May 2018
Tryouts Part IV - The Good, the Bad and the Moe
Geoff returns to the show and Moe takes over the second half of the episode in the biggest and baddest installment of Patio Lanterns yet! The final tryout.
01:05:31 |
Fri 04 May 2018
Tryouts Part III - The Mighty Ducks
Randy talks about his drive back to Kelowna. Kurt realizes he is "pure man". Our friend Avi joins the podcast to talk about ducks and basketball shorts.
00:46:24 |
Thu 26 Apr 2018
Tryouts Part II - The Climb(er)
Kurt and Randy discuss the ongoing interview process for a new co-host. Kurt yells at Randy in his new segment on the show. The boys talk about their new favorite color. Ryder joins the back half of …
01:01:56 |
Wed 18 Apr 2018
Tryouts Part I - No Blind Guys
The boys have a shocking announcement that will change Patio Lanterns forever. Jake auditions for the role of co-host...and fucks it up.
00:48:22 |
Thu 12 Apr 2018
Gay Island
Ryan introduces "shitty" Ryan. Can friends with benefits work? An episode of Seinfeld causes Kurt to ask an odd question.
00:40:04 |
Wed 04 Apr 2018
Shitting Etiquette
Geoffrey lets us down. Randy asks an interesting question. A heated debate on microwaves breaks out.
00:45:57 |
Tue 03 Apr 2018
Where did all the emo and goth people go?
Randy and Jeff talk about our friend Moe, old summer jobs, and high school experiences while Kurt is away at a hardwood conference.
00:30:42 |
Tue 03 Apr 2018
Daylight Savings Time
Geoff has audio problems. Randy has his chromosomes analyzed. The dangers of Daylight Savings Time are also discussed.
00:32:18 |
Tue 03 Apr 2018
Welcome to Patio Lanterns
The boys introduce you to the podcast and what to expect in future episodes. We spared no expense.
00:35:01 |
Tue 03 Apr 2018
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