Patio Lanterns
Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 54 minutes
- Episodes
- 211
- Years Active
- 2018 - 2025
We Landed on the Moon!
MOON BOOTS ARE HERE AND THE FUTURE STINKS
ICBC is modifying our genomes? We HATE Game of Thrones HATERS. Kurt envisions Randy on the cover of "Dad" magazine. Donation bins - why are they dangerous a…
ICBC is modifying our genomes? We HATE Game of Thrones HATERS. Kurt envisions Randy on the cover of "Dad" magazine. Donation bins - why are they dangerous a…
00:45:27 |
Thu 18 Apr 2019
Sports Talk Starts Now
The official podcast of the NHL
Welcome to the Patio Lanterns NHL bracket challenge! We have created a fantasy league for big $$$. Listen to our tips, tricks, and quips in our sports segment! Randy …
Welcome to the Patio Lanterns NHL bracket challenge! We have created a fantasy league for big $$$. Listen to our tips, tricks, and quips in our sports segment! Randy …
00:53:29 |
Tue 09 Apr 2019
Small Town Canadian Men
LEGALLY BLIND NAKED MAN GUNNED DOWN SPRINTING ACROSS FORMULA ONE CIRCUIT
Randy and Kurt have had enough of their respective big city lifestyles and are moving out to separate small towns. Randy has …
Randy and Kurt have had enough of their respective big city lifestyles and are moving out to separate small towns. Randy has …
01:13:41 |
Fri 05 Apr 2019
Time to Bangarang
LET'S CANOODLE
Sit down, shut up and get ready for our hottest episode yet. The boys create THE perfect playlist to fulfill your every sexual desire. We also start the conversation on SONG OF THE S…
Sit down, shut up and get ready for our hottest episode yet. The boys create THE perfect playlist to fulfill your every sexual desire. We also start the conversation on SONG OF THE S…
00:52:25 |
Fri 29 Mar 2019
I‘ll Have the Tuna, No Crust (w/ Ryder Hoy)
I'm gon ride, I'm gon ride, I'm gon ride
I'm gon ride on you baby, on you lady all night, all night
I'ma take care of your body, I'll be gentle, don't you scream
It's getting hotter, make it softer, …
I'm gon ride on you baby, on you lady all night, all night
I'ma take care of your body, I'll be gentle, don't you scream
It's getting hotter, make it softer, …
01:13:24 |
Fri 22 Mar 2019
Breaking Down Barriers (w/ Nicole Di Spirito)
THE 7-ELEVEN OF PODCASTS - PEAKING 24HRS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK
[0 mins]: Daylight Savings Time came and went with minimal casualties thanks to some smart planning by RDAWG and the Caveman. Randy stil…
[0 mins]: Daylight Savings Time came and went with minimal casualties thanks to some smart planning by RDAWG and the Caveman. Randy stil…
01:21:25 |
Wed 13 Mar 2019
The One Where Randy Wants to be the Thing
"If you could have one superhero what would it be?"
Disgraced former co-host Geoff Kittson joins us to discuss: the origin of "Randy", Rancier Farms, tailgating at the ferry terminal, #swine09, and …
Disgraced former co-host Geoff Kittson joins us to discuss: the origin of "Randy", Rancier Farms, tailgating at the ferry terminal, #swine09, and …
00:56:44 |
Wed 06 Mar 2019
The Feel Good Podcast
We're gonna make you feel GRRRRRRRREAT hombre!
Ever appreciated how the toilet seat doesn't sit directly on the rim?? No, didn't think so. Randy finds his long lost brother in Mexico. Kurt breaks d…
Ever appreciated how the toilet seat doesn't sit directly on the rim?? No, didn't think so. Randy finds his long lost brother in Mexico. Kurt breaks d…
00:42:45 |
Thu 28 Feb 2019
The Late Show with Kurt & Ryan (ft. Kent MacDonald)
*Featuring for the FIRST TIME EVER - A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE*
[0 mins]: Ryan goes on his biggest rant yet about his annoying classmates. Kurt is pissed off at Superstore (basically the anti-Costco). …
[0 mins]: Ryan goes on his biggest rant yet about his annoying classmates. Kurt is pissed off at Superstore (basically the anti-Costco). …
01:22:18 |
Fri 15 Feb 2019
Audio Trouble Investigation Squad
[0 mins]: R-MAN and the Caveman discuss #hustling and the pro-work culture. Is Ted Bundy hot? Other topics include: The cheerleader/mascot wage gap, 21 page long cooking blogs. And after Kurt witness…
00:39:48 |
Fri 08 Feb 2019
FRIG OFF CINNABON
Kurt is back and can't wait to argue with Randy about Imagine Dragons. Are airports getting too big? Snapchat is goddamn mess and cole slaw is the least appetizing thing we've ever seen. Oh yes, and …
00:48:17 |
Thu 31 Jan 2019
The Solo Episode (w/ Ryan Rancier)
Kurt decided to leave the country and go off soul-searching again, so Ryan got bored waiting and made his own freakin episode. With no one to keep him in line Ryan plays a solo game of HOT or NOT fea…
00:27:20 |
Mon 21 Jan 2019
Patio Lanterns‘ New Year‘s Rockin‘ Eve (w/ Joe Breezy)
NEW YEAR SAME PODCAST.
In the first ever episode recorded in the same room as one another, Dr. Randy and the Caveman argue over lemons and limes, pulp versus no pulp, and flurries versus McFlurries.…
In the first ever episode recorded in the same room as one another, Dr. Randy and the Caveman argue over lemons and limes, pulp versus no pulp, and flurries versus McFlurries.…
01:04:12 |
Thu 03 Jan 2019
We Know It‘s Christmas Time
DO YOU KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME? Eggnog is great (but we don't know what's in it) and you should mix it in with all of your meals and drinks. Is regifting acceptable? Is ginger spicy? Where does Rand…
00:58:01 |
Thu 20 Dec 2018
The Haunting of Hill Patio - Part 10 - WATCH ALONG
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting).…
01:29:20 |
Wed 19 Dec 2018
The Haunting of Hill Patio - Part 9 - WATCH ALONG
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting).…
01:01:38 |
Wed 19 Dec 2018
The Haunting of Hill Patio - Part 8 - WATCH ALONG
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting).…
00:48:24 |
Wed 12 Dec 2018
Rudolph the Racist Reindeer
Randy goes red with rage (and takes the flower by the thorns) as we discuss a plethora of hot topics such as: PETA's push to remove speciesism from our lives, Instagram taking down ugly cat videos, a…
00:59:04 |
Wed 05 Dec 2018
Sex Dolls (w/ Wilford Brimley)
We talking about SEX DOLLS. We talking about ROCKY (1,2,3,4). We talking about PENIS FACIALS. We talking about ONE DIRECTION. This episode has everything, including a surprise guest!
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00:54:33 |
Wed 28 Nov 2018
The Haunting of Hill Patio - Part 7 - WATCH ALONG
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting).…
01:03:42 |
Wed 28 Nov 2018
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