Patio Lanterns
Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 54 minutes
- Episodes
- 211
- Years Active
- 2018 - 2025
Play Wonderwall
Put away your guitars by the campfire please. Don't call me early in the morning to check out a moose. Randy tracks down some witnesses for our ongoing investigation. Aunt Jemima is being rebranded.
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00:33:32 |
Thu 18 Jun 2020
POOPBUSTERS
I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO POOP
- Kurt is NECK DEEP in POOP --> more flying feces spotted in the Okanagan
- Ryan's going camping in the backwoods
- Are the PL hosts coming around on Chase Rice?
- Another …
- Kurt is NECK DEEP in POOP --> more flying feces spotted in the Okanagan
- Ryan's going camping in the backwoods
- Are the PL hosts coming around on Chase Rice?
- Another …
00:43:08 |
Fri 29 May 2020
STUBBORN MAN VS SMOKE ALARM
The Kurt Show (w/ Ryan Rancier)
Randy gets caught sun tanning during a 2 hour conference call. We try to get to the bottom (top?) of the Hornby Island radio conspiracy. Kurt digs in his heels versus…
Randy gets caught sun tanning during a 2 hour conference call. We try to get to the bottom (top?) of the Hornby Island radio conspiracy. Kurt digs in his heels versus…
00:35:55 |
Fri 15 May 2020
MURDER HORNETS VS POOL BOY
YO FNX FITNESS IF YOU ARE READING THIS SEND US SWEET SWAG
Kurt is turning into a bit of a sexy, pool boy. Rand moves to another, smaller island and is instantly confronted by the "cool kids". Huge m…
Kurt is turning into a bit of a sexy, pool boy. Rand moves to another, smaller island and is instantly confronted by the "cool kids". Huge m…
00:46:19 |
Fri 08 May 2020
Goldilocks dies at the end
FEATURING THE RAN MAN'S FAMOUS CARAMELIZED ONIONS RECIPE!
Bar soap or body wash? We walk you through our shower preferences. Have you ever
wondered what our last meals would be? Neither had we, unt…
Bar soap or body wash? We walk you through our shower preferences. Have you ever
wondered what our last meals would be? Neither had we, unt…
00:45:03 |
Fri 24 Apr 2020
Houseparty the app the episode
We open up the lines to the public! Chaos ensues.
Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.
00:53:03 |
Fri 10 Apr 2020
Carpe Diem
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP DON'T @ US H4CKERS
Detweiler and the Dutch Oven bringing everything YOU need to know while you self-isolate! Kurt is unbelievably busy. Are stressed people funnier? We've got t…
Detweiler and the Dutch Oven bringing everything YOU need to know while you self-isolate! Kurt is unbelievably busy. Are stressed people funnier? We've got t…
00:46:34 |
Fri 03 Apr 2020
Time to Panic
A very Coronavirus focused episode...
Randers says it's time to PANIC as COVID-19 spreads around the globe.
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Randers says it's time to PANIC as COVID-19 spreads around the globe.
Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for the most up to date news on sasquatches, cr…
00:44:07 |
Wed 18 Mar 2020
Spring breakers (ft. Coffey Anderson)
THE HOTTEST PODCAST IN CANADA
- Coffey Anderson (finally) joins us on the pod!!!
- Spring break is coming up...or is it? What is it?
- Bi-annual DST warning
- Coronavirus update from our inhouse exp…
- Coffey Anderson (finally) joins us on the pod!!!
- Spring break is coming up...or is it? What is it?
- Bi-annual DST warning
- Coronavirus update from our inhouse exp…
00:50:18 |
Fri 06 Mar 2020
Hard out here being a common thief
#Coffeysouthernman
Your everyday, average thief gets frustrated. Big time music episode as we discuss Justin Bieber's new album, a local screamo soft rock cover band, and Coffey (of course). Watchin…
Your everyday, average thief gets frustrated. Big time music episode as we discuss Justin Bieber's new album, a local screamo soft rock cover band, and Coffey (of course). Watchin…
00:55:14 |
Fri 21 Feb 2020
Hillbillie Gangster
If you're from the sticks and you're proud, turn this up!
Coff-ay Anderson does a Taco Bell, Doritos, Lionel Richie mashup. Randy rambles about NASA Dave. Billie Eilish is on the dance floor singing…
Coff-ay Anderson does a Taco Bell, Doritos, Lionel Richie mashup. Randy rambles about NASA Dave. Billie Eilish is on the dance floor singing…
00:40:48 |
Fri 14 Feb 2020
Seasonal Flu
YA BUT WHAT DID THE MONKEY DO?
Randy picks up oysters on the beach and shoots them down. Kurt is not going to see Dr Doolittle but he did see What Did Jack Do? Rando offers a scientifc breakdown on …
Randy picks up oysters on the beach and shoots them down. Kurt is not going to see Dr Doolittle but he did see What Did Jack Do? Rando offers a scientifc breakdown on …
00:47:46 |
Thu 30 Jan 2020
Kara from College
This episode is dedicated to Kara from college.
Plenty of Coffey to go around as:
- Coffey Anderson freezes himself in a cryogenic chamber just like Walt Disney?
- Coffey releases a brand new origi…
Plenty of Coffey to go around as:
- Coffey Anderson freezes himself in a cryogenic chamber just like Walt Disney?
- Coffey releases a brand new origi…
00:52:37 |
Thu 23 Jan 2020
Goodbye Hello Fresh
THE LINES ARE OPEN
We open up the patio for anyone to join while we record this very special episode! Randy eats all 6 servings from his meal delivery service in 1 serving. Coffey Anderson has got a…
We open up the patio for anyone to join while we record this very special episode! Randy eats all 6 servings from his meal delivery service in 1 serving. Coffey Anderson has got a…
00:53:59 |
Sat 18 Jan 2020
Full Patio ft. Billy Currington
- Holiday recap!
- New Year's Eve raging house party
- Coffee (not the country music star) is NOT for Randy
- Creepy, parked cars in the middle of the road in the dark are NOT for Kurt (eat rocks!)
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- New Year's Eve raging house party
- Coffee (not the country music star) is NOT for Randy
- Creepy, parked cars in the middle of the road in the dark are NOT for Kurt (eat rocks!)
-…
00:52:14 |
Thu 09 Jan 2020
Episode LXXVIII: The Rise of Rancier
A short time ago on a patio far, far away...
PATIO LANTERNS
We invite Jon Favreau on the pod to talk about Star Wars, metrosexuality, and Elf!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
~@plpodcast
PATIO LANTERNS
We invite Jon Favreau on the pod to talk about Star Wars, metrosexuality, and Elf!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
~@plpodcast
01:11:51 |
Thu 19 Dec 2019
Coffey‘s Back
ALRIGHT
Coffey Anderson is back with a brand new album. Hyphenated last names = bad idea. 'Tis the season for Randy and Caveman to read out some German poems. Cole slaw is still bad and it will make…
Coffey Anderson is back with a brand new album. Hyphenated last names = bad idea. 'Tis the season for Randy and Caveman to read out some German poems. Cole slaw is still bad and it will make…
00:45:03 |
Thu 05 Dec 2019
Coyote Ugly
Should we be tanning our butts? Kurt tries yoga for the first time. Cows try VR for the first time. Would you eat your meat? And more NHL drama than ever before!
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00:55:37 |
Fri 29 Nov 2019
NASA Dave
We lost another episode!
We recap THE LOST EPISODE 2. Ryan meets NASA DAVE of V-ISIS (Vancouver Island Sasquatch Investigation Squad). Does your gym have a Barney? Kurt's gym has a Barney. We talk M…
We recap THE LOST EPISODE 2. Ryan meets NASA DAVE of V-ISIS (Vancouver Island Sasquatch Investigation Squad). Does your gym have a Barney? Kurt's gym has a Barney. We talk M…
00:54:18 |
Fri 22 Nov 2019
Got Milk?
Cuz Santa is coming to T-O-W-N babay!!!
Halloween is over, time to move on to the real holidays. Who or what is behind the "Got Milk?" ads? Randy and the 6 Realtors is happening! We are bad at getti…
Halloween is over, time to move on to the real holidays. Who or what is behind the "Got Milk?" ads? Randy and the 6 Realtors is happening! We are bad at getti…
01:05:25 |
Fri 08 Nov 2019
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