Patio Lanterns
Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 54 minutes
- Episodes
- 211
- Years Active
- 2018 - 2025
Reel World
SAY THAT AGAIN
Another Randy road trip. Are we the anti-Swifties? Kurt goes rock climbing for the 1st time. Spirit Halloween's killer business plan. The fantastic four song of the summer nominations …
Leon and Mr. X
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Kurt showcases a new haircut. Ryan is hunting, foraging and fermenting every day. Kurt gets kicked off the jury. What are people doing in cafes?
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Armageddon
NPR - "It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots"
"Debate over the song of the summer rages on, but if there were a contest for a word of the summer, one front-runner would …
Gone in 40 Hours
THIS EPISODE DESCRIPTION COULD BE A SONG
Justin Bieber surprises Ryan with a new album. Song of the Summer gets country! Kurt rips to Whistler and back. Ryan attends a celebrity-filled wedding. ----m…
Runners vs Dog Lovers
PATIO LANTERNS SEASON 8: CHAPTER 10
Ryan's trail run. Vin Diesel announces some interesting Fast 11 news. Has the dog love gotten out of control? Brian Kelley (Beach Cowboy) releases a season 2 befor…
Two Cups, OneBC
HOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL
The Florida Panthers outclass the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final. A Kurt Kootenay rocky mountain road trip. A new political party emerges to …
Mission: Impossible - Get a Job
RYAN LORE
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has mandated the culling of four hundred ostriches in British Columbia, stemming from concerns of avian flu. Ryan goes back to school (x2). Missio…
Red Eye to Pink Eye
LISAN AL GAIB
Kurt is back from his international journey, bringing fresh insights, new perspectives, and valuable guidance to share with the listeners.
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Soul Searching
The podcast will go on pause as Kurt ventures to find himself yet again. Ryan takes the tariff fight to US soil.
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The Ick
LIVE FROM NELSON, BC
Randy gets the ick. Someone loses their job hahaha!
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Finding Our Identity
The Gilmore Girls Podcast
People won't stop defending Wayne Gretzky. Love in the age of AI. Randy has a big surprise!
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Escape from the Metaverse
Trade wars and brain rot. Ryan provides an update on his dating life. Kurt experiences reintegration sickness. Polarnights reveal!
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The 5 T's of Podcasting
Randy tries a brand new look. Kurt enters the Metaverse.
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Manifestation
Should all robots be hot? The first Song of the Summer nominee for 2025. Mark Zuckerberg in Alien: Romulus. Ryan's new bedroom tip! Kevin Costner is a quitter.
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Making a Masterpiece
3 TIMES THE SUSPENSE.
3 TIMES THE DANGER.
3 TIMES THE TERROR.
M3GAN has the coolest fits. Subservience (starring Megan) and buying the hottest robot while your wife is in the hospital. Kurt makes a m…
The Seaman
In the fall of 2024, The Ushuaia left Ushuaia, Argentina and headed for the continent of Antarctica across the Southern Ocean. 2 days later, an event took place that had never occurred in recorded hi…
The Patio Lanterns Saga (w/ Jake Carey)
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Jake T. Carey joins us to accept recognition for nominating the eventual 2024 Song of the Summer winner, Porn Star Dancing. Stupid sexy vampires. Kurt is about to embark on anot…
Keep Nelson Weird
MAKING RYAN'S HOUSE A HOME
Kurt visits Ryan in Nelson, BC. Patio Lanterns High Season 2 brainstorm. We listen to the night train. Kurt volunteers. A key sponsor makes a comeback. Are towns too weird?…
Randy's Big Move
BLUE SKIES AND CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER, AMEN
Ryan says farewell to Kelowna (and Best of Kelowna). After much deliberation we arrive at the Song of the Summer 2024.
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September Silliness
THE FINAL FOUR
The Song of the Summer nominations battle it out in a 16 team bracket.
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