Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. There are 3 facts in life: big cocks are what women want, longer cocks are better and uncut ones make women feel like …
Green Blooded Bastard - XXX
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches XXX! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt just to save the world! He also does stunts and shit.
Green Blooded Bastard - House of 1,000 Corpses
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches House of 1,000 Corpses. This film took years to come out and is probably one of the more watchable Rob Zombie films for me. Still not great, but enjoyabl…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Night Before
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Night Before. So I never even knew this movie existed until like 2 months ago. I now watched it and enjoyed it well enough. Go give it a look son.
Green Blooded Bastard - It (Part 2)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It (Part 2). This movie is about a extra dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book! This miniseries two part movie stuff is pret…
Green Blooded Bastard - Saw: The Original Short Film
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw: The Original Short Film. This is the demo presentation piece filmed as a proof of concept to sell the script and get the first Saw film made. It's n…
Green Blooded Bastard - It (Part 1)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It (Part 1). This movie is about a extra dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book! This miniseries two part movie stuff is pret…
Green Blooded Bastard - 2 Fast 2 Furious
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 2 Fast 2 Furious. This movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that drive shit rice burners and think they are awesome, but this time they are working…
Green Blooded Bastard - John Wick
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches John Wick. This movie is about a guy named John Wick... John Wick don't take shit. You take his car and he gets pissed. You kill his dog and he gets eve…
Green Blooded Bastard - D2: The Mighty Ducks
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches D2: The Mighty Ducks. This movie is the sequel to a fairly fetch movie that came out like forever ago... Fuck it son. haha
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Green Blooded Bastard - Pet Sematary
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pet Sematary. This movie is about a guy named Johnny Rotten.. JK. Anyways shit dies, gets buried and then comes back to life... rinse & repeat! Stephen …
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (Extended Cut)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (Extended Cut). This movie is an expensive polished turd that sucks more dick than filipino ladyboy during fleet week! …
Green Blooded Bastard - Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme. This movie is about a dick head hot shit surgeon that treats people like shit until he gets in a car accident and fu…
Green Blooded Bastard - Camp Nowhere
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Camp Nowhere. So this film was a childhood classic for me that I decided to rewatch and see if it held up. I think that it did and I still enjoyed parts …
Green Blooded Bastard - Angry Birds
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Angry Birds. This movie is ok for a movie based on a crazy mobile phone game! Haha give it a shot son.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Invasion
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Invasion. This movie is actually better than you'd think, but there are some issues. I enjoyed it, but watch the older ones if you found this one ok.…
Green Blooded Bastard - Saw 7 (Saw 3D) & (Saw: The Final Chapter)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 7 (Saw 3D) & (Saw: The Final Chapter). This movie is actually better than the last one, but the actual production quality/ practical effects suck. Ju…
Green Blooded Bastard - Hulk
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk. This movie is that first shitty one from 2003 and it's as bad as I remember. Seriously it's polished shit, but still shit. that is all.
Green Blooded Bastard - Saw 6
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 6. This movie is fucking awful! Seriously don't fucking watch this shit show... eat a pussy instead. ;P
Green Blooded Bastard - London Has Fallen
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches London Has Fallen. This movie is the sequel to a fairly fetch movie that recently came out. Yet again there was another problem recording this, but fuck …