Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day b…
Green Blooded Bastard - Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them. This movie is about a polite and friendly hippy that has lots of fucking critters in his suitcase and shit goes c…
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:TNG S1E24 - Conspiracy
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for TNG S1E24 - Conspiracy.
Green Blooded Bastard - 21 Jump Street
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Jump Street. This movie is about a two fuckwad copper that can't shit standing up so they get sent back to school!
Well school is out for summer bitc…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Secret Life Of Pets
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Secret Life Of Pets. In this movie the pets rise up and get into shenanigans and all is well just as the humans get home.
Green Blooded Bastard - Guardians Of The Galaxy
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Guardians Of The Galaxy. This movie is about a guy named Star Lord who had a above average cock, but nothing gaudy or whatev. He meets up with some stran…
Green Blooded Bastard - Major League
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Major League. This film is a comedic look at baseball and is funny. haha
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:TOS S1E17 - The Galileo Seven
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for TOS S1E17 - The Galileo Seven.
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Unlimited: Mechs vs. Mutants
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Unlimited: Mechs vs. Mutants. In this movie the Batman and Robin 5.0 fight giant ass fucking villains like maniacs on meth!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Passion Of The Christ
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Passion Of The Christ. This movie is about a polite and friendly hippy that gets fucked up by some small cocked assholes!
Green Blooded Bastard - Iron Man & Captain America: Heroes United
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man & Captain America: Heroes United. In this movie Iron Man & Captain America are heroes and unite and fight the Red Skull and a bunch of uber men!
Green Blooded Bastard - Problem Child
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Problem Child. This movie is about a little fucking prick kid that shows why children are bastards just like you and I!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:VOY- Caretaker: Parts 1 & 2
Hey dudes this is the first episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:VOY- Caretaker: Parts 1 & 2.
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th. This movie is a game changer of sorts that spawned a mega horror franchise!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Turbo-Charged Prelude for 2 Fast 2 Furious
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Turbo-Charged Prelude for 2 Fast 2 Furious. This mini movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that drive across country because that's what rebel …
Green Blooded Bastard - Lethal Weapon (Director's Cut)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon. This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will fuck you up son. Danny fucking Glover mother fucker!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Devil's Rejects
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Devil's Rejects. This film took the life out me literally. I passed out at least 2 times while watching this fucking shit pants film. I give up.
Green Blooded Bastard - Planet Of The Apes (2001)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Planet Of The Apes (2001). This movie is a remake of a classic film and beloved film franchise. It's a fucked up bleh fest and shit. haha
Green Blooded Bastard - Olympus Has Fallen
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Olympus Has Fallen. This movie is a pure fucking ass pounding in the name of freedom times 10! Ahaha this shit is dope and shit son. Go watch this fuckin…
Green Blooded Bastard - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Alien vs. Predator: Requiem. Aliens + Predators + Requiem = this fucking movie. kill me now please.