Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 853
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Arachnophobia
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Arachnophobia. Spiders Vs. John Fucking Goodman the Spider Hunter! He has a huge cock, but doesn't brag about it... just saying.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Langoliers
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Langoliers. I had a fairly big tech issue which then forced me to do advanced mathematics and splice shit together... fuck that! That being said it s…
Green Blooded Bastard - South Park - The Imaginationland Trilogy DVD
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park - The Imaginationland Trilogy DVD. There is nothing else to say son.
Green Blooded Bastard - 7 Days in Hell
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 7 Days in Hell. This thing is fucking hilarious, but the podcast is shit so don't listen to it. In stread just go watch this fuckig thing already! This …
Green Blooded Bastard - My Bloody Valentine
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches My Bloody Valentine. Pick axes, ripped out hearts and a dude with a mustache... sold!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Grand Budapest Hotel
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Grand Budapest Hotel. I really love this film and you should too.
Green Blooded Bastard - BloodRayne: The Third Reich
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches BloodRayne: The Third Reich. I have no idea how a movie involving vampires and nazis can be so awful... Uwe Boll!!!!!! This movie is shit and I was tired…
Green Blooded Bastard - Escape Plan
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Plan. A surprisingly decent film staring two old white guys that can barely speak english ffs! America Fuck Yeah!
Green Blooded Bastard - Road House
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Road House. Dalton has a big cock and isn't affraid to use it! Road House.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Brady Bunch Movie
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Brady Bunch Movie. Folks I'm sorry for doing this to you.
Green Blooded Bastard - Ender's Game
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ender's Game. This podcast is not very good, I'm so sorry for that.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Punisher
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Punisher.
Dolph Fucking Lundgren!
Green Blooded Bastard - Footloose
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Footloose. Kevin Bacon has a big cock and isn't affraid to use it when it's time to dance!
Green Blooded Bastard - Beowulf
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Beowulf. This is a futuristic reteling of the epic Beowulf maybe? Grab a 40oz folks because this one will hurt.
Green Blooded Bastard - National Treasure
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches National Treasure. Ben Gates has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it!
Green Blooded Bastard - Congo
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Congo. There is a magical ape that wears a powerglove and helps the human meat bags find the lazer gun and then goes home.
Green Blooded Bastard - Hellraiser
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser. A dude gets his face ripped off... 'nuff said!
Green Blooded Bastard - Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark! It is what it is.
*production note* This episode had some asshole cutting the lawn outside so I heavily muted that sound/ s…
Green Blooded Bastard - Misery
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Misery. The tag line is... The Tide Has Come! What the FUCK does that even mean man?!?!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Mummy
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Mummy. It's a good movie and a shitty podcast! Meh.