Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Alien vs. Predator
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Alien vs. Predator. Paul W.S. Anderson fucking hates us all and gives us this shitfest! This movie is a combination of a great franchise and an average…
Green Blooded Bastard - Saw
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw. This movie is a somewhat classic in that it kicked horror off into a new and gore filled direction. This first one has it's flaws, but is still an o…
Green Blooded Bastard - Deadpool
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who kills shit and can't die. He's got a hot girlfriend, a funny friend named after an animal and his …
Green Blooded Bastard - G.I. Joe: Resolute
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches G.I. Joe: Resolute. In this movie Cobra tries to anal rape the world again and almost achieves it until the resolute Joes turn the tables and push Cobra's…
Green Blooded Bastard - It Follows
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It Follows. This movie is a instant classic in the horror genre! It's about an std that literally kills you to death in the vein of 80s horror. This movi…
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: Year One
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Year One. In this movie the Batman gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it Batman! It's a lot like the comic and pre…
Green Blooded Bastard - Pee-Wee's Big Holiday
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pee-Wee's Big Holiday. In this movie Batman has to save...jk! Pee-Wee goes on holiday to spend time partying it up with his buddy Joe! enjoy son. :)
Green Blooded Bastard - The Green Inferno
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Green Inferno. This movie is a pretty solid non torture porn horror movie where a bunch of red fuckers are eating white fuckers in the green jungle. …
Green Blooded Bastard - Species
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Species. This movie is about a horribly cast Ben Kingsley or at very least a poorly acted performance with a horrible accent... fuck it. Lots of tits and…
Green Blooded Bastard - Futurama: Bender's Big Score
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Futurama: Bender's Big Score. I just watched this movie like 10 hours ago and honestly don't know if i was fully coherent while i watched this and cannot …
Green Blooded Bastard - Thirteen Ghosts
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thirteen Ghosts. This movie has ghosts that look like the are rejects from other horror franchises that got caught in a glass house trap. FML
But serious…
Green Blooded Bastard - Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. This movie is about an asian dude... just kidding this is about a family full of assholes lead by two negligent parents an…
Green Blooded Bastard - Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United. In this movie Iron Man & Hulk are heroes and unite and fight an energy being thing that has some sort of name that.... i g…
Green Blooded Bastard - Trespass
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Trespass. This movie is about a diamond broker with a cheating wife and a shit head daughter. Some people break in and shit gets real... Lethal Weapon 2 …
Green Blooded Bastard - Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later. This movie is a pretty solid reboot of the franchise and has some ok action and works pretty well.
Green Blooded Bastard - Fifty Shades Of Grey
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Of Grey. This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive. This podcast is awful an…
Green Blooded Bastard - Superman/ Batman: Apocalypse
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman/ Batman: Apocalypse. In this movie Batman has to save Superman's ass from Lex's robot cock...JK that was the last one. So anyway Supergirl shows…
Green Blooded Bastard - Zoolander
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Zoolander. This movie is about a dumb, yet physically ripped model that is brainwashed in order to kill some asian dude or something and there is breakdan…
Green Blooded Bastard - Silver Linings Playbook
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silver Linings Playbook. This movie is about a couple of crazy, broken and beautiful people that find love with each other. Peace and love bitches.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Devil's Advocate
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Devil's Advocate. In this movie Neo is a smooth talking lawyer from the land of Flo Rida where they not only blow whistles, but also eat ass! fml.