The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deep Blue Sea. Sharks will cut your face son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Gravity. Sandra Fucking Bullock! That is all.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dr. No. The first in the James Bond film franchise son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tusk. This one went off the rails folks, i'm very sorry about that.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Draft Day. I talk lots of football, curse too much and eat a whole bag of chips. Sorry guys.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Predator. A true rumble in the jungle!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Event Horizon. Sci-Fi horror in outerspace with a dash of Hell thrown in for good fun!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Anaconda. Big snakes, bad accents and Eric Stoltz!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dead Silence. This is for the rated version of the film because it's on Netflix and who cares?!?!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wedding Singer. Because Billy Fucking Idol thats why!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. There is silly hair cuts, worse clothing and just batshit insanity. Please don't listen to this.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Blu-Ray. It has wars in the stars and stuff?
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cottage. It doen't end well.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Cottage-David-Arquette/dp/B008I34ZDE