Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rumble In The Bronx.  This movie is about an asian dude that just wants to go to his uncle's wedding, but will fight street thugs if he has too.  he'll cut…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Alone.  This movie is about a snotty kid who gets left behind by his asshole family because fuck him.  He thwarts a couple dbag crooks with in the mos…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  The Cold War is in full effect and the heat is rising in this spy movie starring Superman and that guy from The Social Network.  N…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman/ Batman: Public Enemies.  In this movie Batman has to save Superman's ass from Lex's robot cock!  It's a fun movie, go give it a watch and have so…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Contagion.  This movie is full of viruses and people dying, but strangely not potato chips for some reason?  It's a great movie man.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ridiculous 6.  Not a great movie, but it was a hell of a better than most of the shit that he has put out in the last decade.  Mainly it's just a borin…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid.  Big snakes, bad accents, but in a sequel bitches!  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones Blu-Ray.  This one is pretty awful and i want to hate fuck it.  That is all.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Happening.  The Happening is about grass and trees fist fucking us in the only way they know how... The Happening!  She and Him run through the woods a…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellboy: Sword of Storms.  A decent animated film based on the classic comic character that is a hell spawn that should be bent on world destruction, but d…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tamara.  A well tread supernatural revenge story that is an ok film starring the wife of Channing Tatum.  She's hell in high heels!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery.  In this movie James Bond takes on the bad guy, gets some pussy and saves the fucking day... oh shit, wrong mo…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic World.  This movie is really good and a lot of fun, but my podcast is dog shit!  I was very tired while recording this podcast late into the eveni…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood.  This movie is full of good cheese fun where Dennis Miller tries to kill a Vampire bitch and then fuck a …

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Would You Rather.  Not a bad movie, but it was a hell of a hard time getting this episode produced this week... computer issues again.  Enjoy?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Little Giants.  The Giants beat the cowboys again!  It's a fun family comedy with a girl named ice hole because she's a bad bitch and doesn't take shit fro…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bull Durham.  This is the story of a cock strong young man named Bull that defies the odds of a cripple being a starting pitcher in the big leagues.  Never…

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avengers Grimm.  This movie is not that good even for a bad movie, but the podcast is worst.  Sorry folks.  Get your pills and booze and strap in for this …

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander.  So Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie.  Saffron Burrow…