Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.

Visual Arts Comedy Drama Tv & Film Arts

Update frequency: every 4 days
Average duration: 76 minutes
Episodes: 853
Years Active: 2015 - 2025

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Green Blooded Bastard - Death Wish 5: The Face of Death

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death. This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!

01:33:21 | Sun 20 Apr 2025

Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater 3: His Law

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law. This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!

01:30:37 | Sun 13 Apr 2025

Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster. This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!

01:32:39 | Sun 06 Apr 2025

Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater. This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!

01:33:49 | Sun 30 Mar 2025

Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three. In this movie, shit hits fans all over the multiverse to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro, or…

01:36:16 | Mon 24 Mar 2025

Green Blooded Bastard - Venom: The Last Dance

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA

01:33:17 | Sun 16 Mar 2025

Green Blooded Bastard - The Timekeepers of Eternity

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Timekeepers of Eternity. This is an artfuck chaos art fever dream remix of The Langoliers which I watched way back on 08/30/2015!

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01:02:43 | Sun 09 Mar 2025

Green Blooded Bastard - The Swan

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Swan. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.

00:16:33 | Mon 03 Mar 2025

Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child (Masters Of Horror S1E9)

Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child (Masters Of Horror S1E9). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!

00:55:33 | Mon 24 Feb 2025

Green Blooded Bastard - Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions. This is a sequel to a film that we didn't know that we needed. Where is the threequel?!

01:22:25 | Mon 17 Feb 2025