The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Very Brady Christmas. It's a cheesy made for tv holiday movie sequel of a cheesy 1970s sitcom it's still pretty fun even though it's a basic moral-driven…
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E06
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas. Although it may be based off of a film that gives me this shits just thinking about it this films isn't too bad.
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E05
Green Blooded Bastard Storytime Presents - Bæowulf The GOAT vs. Gory Grendel & Lit Legends!
This was a project that I worked on several months ago, seeing if I could come up with a brain-rot retell…
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Going To The Mat. Although it may be a paint by the numbers type story it's pretty fun so crack open a couple beers and enjoy!
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E04
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Mission Demolition. In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and kick the bad guy's ass!
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E03
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead Rise. This movie should be called Evil Dead High Rise!
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Bridges. This movie is like a season of tv in 90 mins!
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E01
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two. In this movie shit starts to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro. Strap in!
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E10
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X. This movie is dope with a side of tiddies and blood!
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E09
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Strange Way Of Life. In this movie, a couple of dudes do kooky shit to to relive their better days and strange things happen.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Werewolf By Night. In this movie, Werewolf does some kooky shit to help out his good buddy Manthing! That's a true story.
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E08