Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E08
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E08
Green Blooded Bastard - Boy Kills World
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Boy Kills World. In this movie, Pennywise kicks ass while his inner thoughts are narrated by the fucking guy from Bob's Burgers ffs.
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E07
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E07
Green Blooded Bastard - Street Fighter
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Street Fighter. This movie is based on the thinnest story from a video game! Haha, fml.
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E06
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E06
Green Blooded Bastard - Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rebel Moon—Part One: A Child of Fire. This movie is an original concept based on a Star Wars story that never got made, with some slow-motion thrown in for…
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E05
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E05
Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 2. This movie is about a demon, with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues, so God has mercy on my soul becuase…
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E04
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E04
Green Blooded Bastard - The Flash
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Flash. This movie is an expensive turd that sucks more dick than filipino ladyboy during fleet week, but has it's moments of fun!
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E03
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E03
Green Blooded Bastard - Shut In (2016)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Shut In (2016). This movie is about a woman with a crazy kid who is Shut In.
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E02
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E02
Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity. This movie is about a demon and cameras in a house and no music. It has started so god have mercy on my soul.
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E01
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E01
This is the first episode of a new side podcast called Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard and it will be released weekly each Thursday until all the episodes ar…
Green Blooded Bastard - Evil Dead
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead. In this movie, some friends take a drug addict into the woods and shit gets real sucka.
Green Blooded Bastard - Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith Blu-Ray
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith. This one is is probably the best of the prequel trilogy, but that isn't saying a whole lot in the grand scale of things.
Green Blooded Bastard - Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is newly retired until they pull him back into the job and is a…
Green Blooded Bastard - Deadpool 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool 2. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who kills shit and still can't die. He's got a hot girlfriend, a bitter friend named after an animal…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day and got bett…