Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - The Super Mario Bros. Movie
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Super Mario Bros. Movie! This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame and I wish I would have fallen asleep during it.
#tits #ass #mario #bigdick
Green Blooded Bastard - Spider-Man: No Way Home
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with …
Green Blooded Bastard - Lady Bird
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lady Bird. It's a coming-of-age story about the titular Lady Bird and her coming of age.
Green Blooded Bastard - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. So it continues!
Green Blooded Bastard - Another Me
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Another Me. This movie is what you thought it would be, haha! Fuck Joffrey Jonas!
Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. This movie is fucking tits! Love it, Live it and Balls Deep Bitches!
Green Blooded Bastard - Venom
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom. Tom Hardy was like hey Topher hold my beer son and jumped into the lobster tank! OH HELL YEAH SON!
Green Blooded Bastard - Some Kind Of Wonderful
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Some Kind Of Wonderful. It's a gender bender Pretty in Pink that is ready for you to give it a shot!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Most Dangerous Game
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Most Dangerous Game. Yeah, it's the film that possibly inspired the Zodiac Killer so give it a look son. It's decent for being an older film.
Green Blooded Bastard - Halloween Kills
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween Kills. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! This movie is fucking and I'l eventually record the other episodes of this t…
Green Blooded Bastard - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). So it begins!
Green Blooded Bastard - Terrifier 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terrifier 2. There is a clown man that is making bad shit happen in this damn film because of reasons and stuff.
Green Blooded Bastard - Hot Shots! Part Deux
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Part Deux. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting again for sucka! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Sheen went balls deep aga…
Green Blooded Bastard - Mission To Mars
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mission To Mars. We got another amusment ride movie for you guys and gals! strap in or strap on!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Dark Knight Rises
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been creaming for! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one so…
Green Blooded Bastard - Hot Shots!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! Stop youre grinning and drop your linen! Charlie went balls deep with this one son…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Ring
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ring. This movie is about a chick that is too cool for school and then watches a damn VHS movie and well fucking man don't you know she's fucked. Thi…
Green Blooded Bastard - Enola Holmes
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Enola Holmes. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one …
Green Blooded Bastard - R.I.P.D.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches R.I.P.D. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who gets killed by Kevin Bacon. He's got a hot girlfriend, and a grumpy friend named chode. Whatever.
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two. This movie is part 2. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's excellent.