Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - War
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches War. Jet Li fucks Jason Statham in the ass as they go to WAR!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Cave (2005)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cave (2005)! This movie is about some wannabe dinks that find underground scary evolved monster things!
Green Blooded Bastard - Aquaman
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Aquaman. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for suckas! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! DC went balls deep with this one son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: Soul Of The Dragon
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Soul Of The Dragon. This is a movie wherein a black batman little shit kicks fast and makes friends with a ninja chick and Asian Jim Carrey fist f…
Green Blooded Bastard - Riddick
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Riddick! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Crying Game
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Crying Game! Beware dicks!
Green Blooded Bastard - Ghost Ship
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ghost Ship. There is a demon that is making bad shit happen on this ship because of reasons and stuff.
Green Blooded Bastard - Blue Velvet
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Velvet? David Fucking Lynch and a gd monkey watch Blue Velvet in the multiverse!
Green Blooded Bastard - Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie! Time Travel Fun Time yet again, again with Turtles!
Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. This movie is reverse-lit af son! So double get them knives out!
Green Blooded Bastard - Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning. In this movie, the old guns barely show up to kick some ass in front of the young guns!
Green Blooded Bastard - Cruising
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cruising. An epic fucking film that has many problems, but you should give it a chance you leather boys and girls.
Green Blooded Bastard - Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Buffy The Vampire Slayer. A pretty fun movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Butterfly Effect
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect! This movie has a star ASSHAT KUSHNER, but it's also pretty good for being an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refin…
Green Blooded Bastard - Hostel
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hostel. Shit's fucked up son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Eraserhead
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eraserhead. David fucking Lynch and a gd monster baby!
Green Blooded Bastard - Timecrimes
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Timecrimes. In this movie, a dude is an unwitting time traveler who travels through time and mind fucks a dude, fist fucks a chick, and does time travel s…
Green Blooded Bastard - Working Girls
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Working Girls. A pretty good movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.
Green Blooded Bastard - Bram Stoker’s Dracula
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bram Stoker’s Dracula. This movie is dope AF, and is a solid film.
Green Blooded Bastard - Reign Of The Supermen
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Reign Of The Supermen. In this movie, Supermen do super things until Superman cums home to whip out his dick and save the day!