Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets Of Dumbledore
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets Of Dumbledore. This movie is about an angry fucker trying to steal an election with dead animals and crazy Ezra Millers! Bett…
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E14 (Illusions of Grandeur)
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E14 (Illusions of Grandeur).
Green Blooded Bastard - Candyman (2021)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Candyman (2021). This movie is pretty dope, too, and could have been a little better, but still a solid film. Be his victim!?
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E13 (Witness)
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E13 (Witness).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Avengers
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Avengers. This movie is the movie that made 1000 fanboys cum in their pants. Shit gets real.
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E12 (All Shook Up)
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E12 (All Shook Up).
Green Blooded Bastard - Kung Fury
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kung Fury. This movie is like if baby Jesus got a blow job from a kung fu master and shit this movie out.
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E11 (Honeymoon in Metropolis)
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E11 (Honeymoon in Metropolis).
Green Blooded Bastard - Old
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Old. Old is about beaches and magnets fist fucking us in the only way they know how... Old!
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E10 (Pheromone, My Lovely)
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E10 (Pheromone, My Lovely).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Butterfly Effect 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect 2! This movie doesn't star ASSHAT KUSHNER, so that's a bonus, but it's also pretty good for being a shitty sequel to an average film, …
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E09 (The Man of Steel Bars)
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E09 (The Man of Steel Bars).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Ruins
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ruins. Some chumps go looking for other chumps in an old Mexican(possibly) temple, and some killer weeds are trying to kill people or some shit!?
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E08 (The Green, Green Glow of Home)
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E08 (The Green, Green Glow of Home).
Green Blooded Bastard - Back to the Future Part 3
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 3! Time Travel Fun Time yet again, again.
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E07 (Smart Kids)
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E07 (Smart Kids).
Green Blooded Bastard - Captain America: The First Avenger
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Captain America: The First Avenger. In this movie, Captain America whips his dick out and beats Tommy Lee Jones in the face with it, so that's a thing. Als…
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E06 (I've Got Crush on You)
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E06 (I've Got Crush on You)!
Green Blooded Bastard - Thor
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thor. In this movie, Thor tries to ride a large dog and has a sexy time with Natalie Portman. Plus, there is a magic hammer and a killer robot thing!
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E05 (Requiem for a Superhero)
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E05 (Requiem for a Superhero)!