Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - The Dark Knight
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. This is the movie where Bale pulled his batcock out and slapped Joker in his face with his rhubarb!
Green Blooded Bastard - Hellraiser: Inferno
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser: Inferno. Uncle Keith from One Tree Hill plays a cop in this shit show of a movie that feels like Se7en got ass raped by a David Lynch impersona…
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: TOS S01E12 The Menagerie Part 2
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TOS S01E12 The Menagerie Part 2!
Green Blooded Bastard - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me. This movie is about some crazy shit from the black lodge fucking up people's lives, and David Bowie whips his dick out, son…
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Begins
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Begins. Bale whipped his dick out in this one and throat punched Taken.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: TOS S01E11 The Menagerie Part 1
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TOS S01E11 The Menagerie Part 1!
Green Blooded Bastard - Prometheus
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Prometheus. Old man shit dick decides that he wants to jerk off on us all, and we got this shit.
Green Blooded Bastard - Back to the Future
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future! Time Travel Fun Time
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: VOY S04E01 - Scorpion Pt. 2
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: VOY S04E01 - Scorpion Pt. 2!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Evil Dead
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Evil Dead. In this movie, Ash is a smooth-talking dude taking a weekend off up in the woods with some great friends until shit hits the fan!
Green Blooded Bastard - Twister
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Twister. Yeah, bitches it's tornado time, son! So whip it out and rub it out because shit is hitting the fan!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: VOY S03E26 - Scorpion Pt. 1
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: VOY S03E26 - Scorpion Pt. 1!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Prophecy 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy 2. This movie pulls its religion out and slips it in our ass. Oh, Hell Yeah!
Green Blooded Bastard - Spawn
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spawn. In this movie, Spawn gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it, Spawn! It's a lot like the comic and dated, but still f…
Green Blooded Bastard - Hellraiser 4: Bloodline
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser 4: Bloodline. A dude killed his parents, got their money, and then bought a strange piece of "art" for $250 for his sex dungeon above his fucked…
Green Blooded Bastard - Pompeii
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pompeii. This movie is about White Wolf and his knife of destiny vs Jack and the volcano son!
Green Blooded Bastard- Green Lantern
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Lantern. This movie is about a guy named Shit Dick Jr, and he has a huge dick and an even larger chip on his shoulder! I hope you guys like green son…
Green Blooded Bastard - Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3. They made the 3rd one, for fucks sake!
Green Blooded Bastard - South Park: Post Covid: The Return Of Covid
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Post Covid: The Return Of Covid. This movie is where the world ends or begins or whatever plus max... Streaming South Park!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Amazing Spider-Man
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Amazing Spider-Man. Yeah, it's happening again, son! So get your warm wet rags ready because you're going to want to spank it, son!