Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Mr Nanny
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mr. Nanny. This movie is shitty, but fun so sit on it.
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome (Unrated)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome (Unrated). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Universal Soldier: The Return
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Universal Soldier: The Return. Two dudes need to fuck, but first, they fight to see who has the biggest cock!
Fat Apollo Is Life - Caprica (Pilot)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Caprica (Pilot). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Swimfan
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Swimfan. This movie is about a bug-nuts crazy, and that's just the beginning. It's seriously a lot of what the fucks.
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Plan
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Plan. Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Spider-Man
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man. Yeah, it's fucking happening, son! So get your warm wet rags ready because you're going to want to spank it, son!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E20 (Daybreak: Part 2 & 3)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E20 (Daybreak: Part 2 & 3)!
That's all she wrote...
Green Blooded Bastard - Lego Justice League: Gotham City Breakout
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Justice League: Gotham City Breakout. Yeah, this is fucking happened again!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E19 (Daybreak: Part 1)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E19 (Daybreak: Part 1)!
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Returns
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Returns. This movie pulled its cock out and slapped Walken in the face with it, and then rubbed it on his rhubarb, aka Catwoman.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E18 (Islanded in a Stream of Stars)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E18 (Islanded in a Stream of Stars)!
Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil. Sci-Fi horror/ Comedy that is fun and unicorns! This movie is tits, and Anderson whips his cock out and fucks the zombies with it.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E17 (Someone to Watch Over Me)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E17 (Someone to Watch Over Me)!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Lego Ninjago Movie
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lego Ninjago Movie. This movie is a film, a nicely made film. It was fine, everything was fine. haha
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E16 (Deadlock)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E16 (Deadlock)!
Green Blooded Bastard - Tenet
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tenet. This movie is like a fucking bug nuts bullshit fuck show!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E15 (No Exit)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E15 (No Exit).
Green Blooded Bastard - Space Jam: A New Legacy
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Space Jam: A New Legacy. This movie is wishing it was Space Jam. Don Cheadle is hella slumming it here. Fuck the King.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E14 (Blood on the Scales)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E14 (Blood on the Scales)!