Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Freedom Fighters: The Ray
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freedom Fighters: The Ray. In this movie, The Ray has to save the Arrowverse's ass from crazy alternate dimensions and shit.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E13 (The Oath)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E13 (The Oath)!
Lets FRAK!
Green Blooded Bastard - My Bloody Valentine 3D
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches My Bloody Valentine 3D. Pickaxes ripping out hearts and a dude with a broken reality, a semi corrupt cock from down by the Creek, and Kevin Tighe... sold!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E12 (A Disquiet Follows My Soul)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E12 (A Disquiet Follows My Soul)!
Green Blooded Bastard - XXX: Return of Xander Cage
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches xXx: Return of Xander Cage! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world or watch a soccer game with his family!…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E11 (Sometimes a Great Notion)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E11 (Sometimes a Great Notion).
Green Blooded Bastard - Ocean’s Eleven (2001)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s Eleven (2001). This film fucking dope 2K+1 bitches. Real deal big dick Donkey Kong cock if you know what I'm saying!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E10 (Revelations)
This week on...
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E10 (Revelations)
lets FRAK!
Green Blooded Bastard - Get Out
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Get Out. This movie is about a guy named Get Out and he is a photographer and he has a hot girlfriend and gets brain wiped kinda and kills some racist fuc…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E09 (The Hub)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E09 (The Hub)! Let's Frak!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:TNG S01E11 - The Big Goodbye
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TNG S01E11 - The Big Goodbye.
Green Blooded Bastard - Double Mommy
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Double Mommy. So a guy date rapes his best friend's girlfriend and then tries to cover it up because he's a rich prick. Her boyfriend then comes back hom…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E08 (Sine Qua Non)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E08 (Sine Qua Non)! Let's Frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman (1989)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman (1989). This movie was pulled its cock out and slapped the Joker in the face with it and then rubbed it on his rhubarb.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E07 (Guess What's Coming to Dinner)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG BSG S04E07 (Guess What's Coming to Dinner)! Let's Frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Mile 22
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mile 22. This movie is like a jingoistic wet dream for all them Marky Mark fans!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E06 (Faith)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG BSG S04E06 (Faith)! Let's Frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Lego Marvel Spider-Man: Vexed By Venom
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Marvel Spider-Man: Vexed By Venom. Yeah, this fucking happened again!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E05 (The Road Less Traveled)
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E05 (The Road Less Traveled)!
Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban. In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son! Tiddies.