Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Angel Has Fallen
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Angel Has Fallen. This movie is the sequel to a semi fetch movie about an aging secret service badass Gerard Butler!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E15 (A Day in the Life)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E15 (A Day in the Life). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Battle At Big Rock
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battle At Big Rock. This movie is really short and kinda fun, but it's basically two dinosaurs fucking shit up in a knife fight! Get ready for the real de…
Green Blooded Bastard - Lego Justice League: Cosmic Clash
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Justice League: Cosmic Clash! I honestly forgot what this fucking film was about. AHAHA!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E14 (The Woman King)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E14 (The Woman King). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Lighthouse
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lighthouse. Two dudes need to fuck, but fight the urge until it undoes everything! *BONUS* Mermaids!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E13 (Taking a Break from All Your Worries)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E13 (Taking a Break from All Your Worries). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Space Jam
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Space Jam. This movie is what Space Jam 2 wishes it could have been if it didn't have Lebron bro. I'm calling it now.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E12 (Rapture)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E12 (Rapture). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Pokémon Detective Pikachu
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pokémon Detective Pikachu. In this movie, Detective Pikachu gets shot, stabbed, punched, and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it, Detective Pikachu! It'…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E11 (The Eye of Jupiter)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E11 (The Eye of Jupiter). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Army of Darkness
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Army of Darkness. In this movie, Ash is a smooth-talking big box worker demon hunter that the ladies love and now he's stuck in the fucking crusades or so…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E10 (The Passage)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E10 (The Passage). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Godzilla vs Kong
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Godzilla vs Kong. This movie is an expensive polished turd that sucks more dick than a dick-sucking machine. Those are a real thing son.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E09 (Unfinished Business)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E09 (Unfinished Business). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Blair Witch Project
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blair Witch Project. This movie is about some chumps! They go into the woods and act chumpy and they die.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E08 (Hero)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E08 (Hero). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Addams Family
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Addams Family. The recounting of a terrible family and the strange beauty of the Family Addams!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E07 (A Measure of Salvation)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E07 (A Measure of Salvation). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - It: Chapter 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It: Chapter 2. This movie is about an extra-dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book! This second part is iffy but holds up ok …