Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E06 (Torn)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E06 (Torn). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Final Destination
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Final Destination. This movie is about death getting his dick hard again and taking the garbage out at the race track. Just the continuing shit show …
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E05 (Collaborators)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E05 (Collaborators) Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Happytime Murders
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Happytime Murders. This movie is about a guy named Happytime and some Murders are going on and he teams up with his angry ex-partner and shit gets sid…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E04 (Exodus, Part 2)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E04 (Exodus, Part 2) Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Jeepers Creepers 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jeepers Creepers 2. This is a movie wherein humans are in denial of the truth... that Jeepers Creepers 2 is real and he'll fuck you up! Especially if you…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E03 (Exodus, Part 1)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E03 (Exodus, Part 1). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors: Shrieker Island
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors: Shrieker Island. Kevin Bacon is still not in this one either, but fuck it who cares! Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got, …
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E02 (Precipice)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E02 (Precipice). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Wonder Woman 1984
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wonder Woman 1984. In this movie, Wonder Woman 84 gets to fight her inner demons or deepest wishes or whatever the fuck!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E01 (The Occupation)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E01 (The Occupation). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Showgirls
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Showgirls. Nomi has big tits and isn't afraid to use them when it's time to dance and damn does she know how to use them!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E20 (Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 2)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E20 (Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 2). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Red Dragon
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Red Dragon. This film isn't that great, but eh it's got some funky fun shit in it.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E19 (Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 1)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E19 (Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 1). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - #ALIVE
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches #ALIVE. This movie is strange and slightly not cool, but strangely fun at times. weird film.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E18 (Downloaded)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E18 (Downloaded). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Good Son
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Good Son. This movie is about a bug nuts crazy kid who gets kills his brother and tries killing Frodo and shit. He also fucking creates a crossbow th…
Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil: Retribution
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Retribution Sci-Fi horror at it's almost worst! Hahaha, This movie is another shitty entry in the franchise that started out well enough a…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E17 (The Captain's Hand)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E17 (The Captain's Hand). Let's frak!