Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Candyman
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Candyman. This movie is dope as hell and Tony(big cock) Todd is fucking great. Be his victim bitches!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E07 (Home, Part 2)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E07 (Home, Part 2). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Superman 4: The Quest For Peace
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman 4: The Quest For Peace. In this movie, Superman stops nuclear war and gets his ass kicked by a sun born nuclear clone or something ffs. plus duc…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E06 (Home, Part 1)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E06 (Home, Part 1). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding. So a chick gets married to a prince then goes balls deep again and saves the fucking day! The Borg queen is still …
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E05 (The Farm)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E05 (The Farm). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th (2009)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th (2009). This movie is bad... really bad, but it's over for now.
Green Blooded Bastard - Hobbs & Shaw
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hobbs & Shaw. This movie is like a modern-day sequel to Moana. Just go watch it already.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E04 (Resistance)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E04 (Resistance). Let's frak!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: ENT S4E16 - Divergence (2/2)
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: ENT S4E16 - Divergence (2/2).
Green Blooded Bastard - Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse. This movie is about a guy named Spider-Man who has an above-average cock, but nothing gaudy or offensive. He meets up …
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E03 (Fragged)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E03 (Fragged). Let's frak!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E15 - Affliction (1/2)
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E15 - Affliction (1/2).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Ghost of Lord Farquaad
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ghost of Lord Farquaad. This movie was an amusement park ride so yeah... I have no idea what I watched.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E02 (Valley of Darkness)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E02 (Valley of Darkness). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Without Warning (CBS, 1994)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Warning (CBS, 1994). This movie is about some big-dicked fuck heads that that nuke shit and shit! Seriously wtfbbq?!?!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E01 (Scattered)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E01 (Scattered). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm. In this movie, Batman gets to fight demons from his past again! The Joker is out there romping and stomping again because h…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E13 (Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part 2)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S01E12 (Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part 2). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Virus
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Virus. It's more fun than The Phantom Menace! Ha yeah, but it's got some borg like shit in it and the good Baldwin.