Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E02 (Water) * A Battlestar Galactica Podcast
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E02 (Water). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - From Russia With Love
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches From Russia With Love. The 2nd in the James Bond film franchise son!
Two in the Pink and One in the Stink!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E01 (33) * A Battlestar Galactica Podcast
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E01 (33). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Code 8
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Code 8. This movie is really good and a lot of fun, but my podcast is dog shit! Some dudes with x-men like powers are fucking shit up!
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 2 * A Battlestar Galactica Podcast
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 2. This is the second part of a miniseries that revitalized sci-fi and storytelling and turned a cult classic television show into a cl…
Green Blooded Bastard - Happy Death Day 2U
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Death Day 2U. This movie is fun, the girl has the look and she's an absolute delight in this film. She steals the movie away from the Asian dude an…
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 1 * A Battlestar Galactica Podcast
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 1. This is the first part of a miniseries that revitalized sci-fi and storytelling and turned a cult classic television show into a cla…
Green Blooded Bastard - Freshman Fall
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freshman Fall. Freshman Fall tells the story of Melissa Connell (Candace Cameron Bure), a college freshman anxious to fit in with the popular crowd. After …
Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil: Extinction
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Extinction. This movie attempts to push the story of humanity's extinction to another level while some survivors are hanging out in the des…
Green Blooded Bastard - Jumanji: The Next Level
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jumanji: The Next Level. In this movie, The Rock runs around rage kicking ass, but this time it's Danny DeVito inside him for a while and there's flying h…
Green Blooded Bastard - In Defense Of A Married Man
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches In Defense Of A Married Man. So a guy cheats on his wife, gets set up for murder, and then gets cleared by his wife because she's a lawyer and there are l…
Green Blooded Bastard - Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell. In this movie, Hulk & Doctor Strange are heroes and they are fighting Monsters on Rob Zombie's Halloween.
I'm not going to lie…
Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets. In this movie, there are 9000 wizards and they are crazy fast and can do magic as nobody knows! Jk, but there is…
Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X. This movie is epic, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in space bitches!
Green Blooded Bastard - Happy Death Day
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Death Day. This movie is fun, the girl has the look and it's also a bit of fresh air too for the horror genre. Balls deep bitches!
Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape. This movie is a fun enough and well-made film that kind of skirts the real film's story but changes it up for k…
Green Blooded Bastard - Eyes Wide Shut
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eyes Wide Shut. This movie is about a guy named Tommy and he is a doctor and he has a hot wife and feels titties every day and everything is great until i…
Green Blooded Bastard - Velvet Buzzsaw
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Velvet Buzzsaw. This movie is fun... really fucking fun, but it's over so suck it, bitches! HAHAHA
Green Blooded Bastard - Room
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Room. This movie is some depressing shit, but still pretty great. Give it a watch.
Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). This movie is boring, but after New NIghtmare, they had to do something! Too bad it was a shoddy remake of the original…