Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E22 (Hungry Like the Wolf)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E22 (Hungry Like the Wolf).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell. Kevin Bacon is still not in this one either, but fuck it who cares! Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's go…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E21 (Stayin' Alive)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E21 (Stayin' Alive).
Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force. Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually worse than the book, also very similar to the book. The film…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E20 (Mr. Sandman)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E20 (Mr. Sandman).
Green Blooded Bastard - Austin Powers in Goldmember
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers in Goldmember. In this movie, it's even more of the same shit from the first one, but now with a useless singer chick.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E19 (When I'm 64)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E19 (When I'm 64).
Green Blooded Bastard - Underworld: Blood Wars
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Blood Wars. In this movie, Kate Beckinsale is wearing tight black clothing again and ready to fuck you or kill you because... Michael! New hyb…
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:TOS S3E15 - Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TOS S3E15 - Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E18 (The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E18 (The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors 5: Bloodlines
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 5: Bloodlines. Kevin Bacon is not in this one either, but fuck it who cares! Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got a fucking …
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan. This movie is bad, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is really nothing worth wa…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E17 (Gimme That Old Time Religion)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E17 (Gimme That Old Time Religion).
Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind (2000)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind (2000). Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually a pretty fun movie and very similar to the book. The film has made some sm…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E16 (True Colors)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E16 (True Colors).
Green Blooded Bastard - Phantasm
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Phantasm. This movie is somewhat classic in that it kicked sci-fi/horror off into a new and strange direction. I'm pretty sure I was unconscious for most…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E15 (Love on the Rocks)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E15 (Love on the Rocks).
Green Blooded Bastard - Varsity Blues
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Varsity Blues. Football, Dawson, Fatfuck, Amy Smart, Paul Walker(aka Crash & Burn) and Jon Voight... Fuck yeah to the 1990s!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E14 (Make 'Em Laugh)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E14 (Make 'Em Laugh).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 4: The Legend Begins. Kevin Bacon is not in this one. Not sure who is... Michael Gross is back in the wild west bitches!