Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Victim of Beauty
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Victim of Beauty. The recounting of a terrible crime that wracked a family and galvanized police in South Carolina in the 1980s. Jeri Fucking Ryan is in …
Green Blooded Bastard - Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood. This movie is fun enough and well-made film. The jokes were funny, but I had no idea what was going on for most of it…
Green Blooded Bastard - What Did Jack Do?
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches What Did Jack Do? David fucking Lynch and a gd monkey!
Green Blooded Bastard - Backdraft 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft 2. This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha! Frankly, even though this is low budget and all that crap…
Green Blooded Bastard - Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. This movie is strange, but after the last one, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in bitches!
Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind: World at War
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: World at War. Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually worse than the book, also very similar to the book. The film has ma…
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E6 - The Augments (3/3)
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E6 - The Augments (3/3).
Green Blooded Bastard - Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans. This movie is strange, but fun and has a pretty good story for a "kids" movie. Give it a shot.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E5 - Cold Station 12 (2/3)
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E5 - Cold Station 12 (2/3).
Green Blooded Bastard - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. This movie is fun(ish), but should have been the original sequel to Jurassic Park! Enjoy the lava son.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3)
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3).
Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil: Apocalypse
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Sci-Fi horror/ Comedy that is fun and unicorns! This movie is different, but still has a bit of the first one and shows where t…
Green Blooded Bastard - Backdraft
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft. This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha!
Green Blooded Bastard - Deep Blue Sea (TV EDIT)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deep Blue Sea (TV EDIT). Sharks will cut your face son, but this time it's in a bonus episode where I did a horrible tv edit ver.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - Project: ALF
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for Project: ALF.
This is the final episode of this series, thank you.
Green Blooded Bastard - Bumblebee
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bumblebee. This is a movie wherein a robot learns to live again and a young woman learns to love again. A big knucklehead wrestler tries his best not to …
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E24 (Consider Me Gone)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E24 (Consider Me Gone).
Green Blooded Bastard - Underworld: Endless War
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Endless War. In this movie, Kate Beckinsale(possibly) is a smooth-talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not on…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E23 (I Gotta Be Me)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E23 (I Gotta Be Me).
Green Blooded Bastard - Righteous Kill
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Righteous Kill. This movie is bad, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is really nothing worth watching this for.
I just copie…