Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E13 (It's My Party)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E13 (It's My Party).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Sixth Sense
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Sixth Sense. The Happening is about grass and trees fist fucking us in the only way they know-how and this is not that, but it's The Sixth Sense! She…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E12 (Fever)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E12 (Fever).
Green Blooded Bastard - Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle. In this movie, The Rock runs around rage kicking ass and looking for BJs at every turn while wearing a fucking lion's head…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E11 (Happy Together)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E11 (Happy Together).
Green Blooded Bastard - Insidious
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Insidious. In this movie, Insidious is a smooth-talking computer demon from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles but also blow minds…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E10 (Break Up to Make Up)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E10 (Break Up to Make Up).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors 3: Back To Perfection
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 3: Back To Perfection. Kevin Bacon is not in this one. Not sure who is... Michael Gross bitches!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E09 (Live and Let Die)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E09 (Live and Let Die).
Green Blooded Bastard - Knight Rider 2000
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Knight Rider 2000. This movie is another backdoor pilot that has some no titty action that was made to make some money for assholes!. America fuck yeah!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E08 (The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E08 (The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face).
Green Blooded Bastard - Death Of A Cheerleader
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Of A Cheerleader. Not a great movie, but it sure is hell is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E07 (He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E07 (He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother).
Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. In this movie, there are 9000 wizards and they are crazy fast and can do magic as nobody knows! Jk, but there is H…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E06 (Hooked on a Feeling)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E06 (Hooked on a Feeling).
Green Blooded Bastard - It (2017)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It (2017). This movie is about an extra-dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book! This first part stuff is pretty solid and hol…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E05 (Mind Games)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E05 (Mind Games).
Green Blooded Bastard- Tremors 2: Aftershocks
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 2: Aftershocks. Kevin Bacon still has a big cock but isn't in this fucking movie!
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood. This movie is fucked up, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is some fun stuff in here, b…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E04 (We're in the Money)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E04 (We're in the Money).