Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Murder Mystery
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Murder Mystery. Not a great movie, but it was a hell of a better than most of the shit that he has put out in the last decade. A bit of a waste on the co…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E03 (Wanted: Dead or Alive)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E03 (Wanted: Dead or Alive).
Green Blooded Bastard - Lego Marvel Super Heroes - Guardians of the Galaxy: The Thanos Threat
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Marvel Super Heroes - Guardians of the Galaxy: The Thanos Threat. Yeah this fucking happened.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E02 (Lies)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E02 (Lies).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors. Kevin Bacon has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance!
So dance fucker dance!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E01 (Baby Come Back)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E01(Baby Come Back).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Babysitter
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter. This movie is about a little pussy boy who has a hot baby sitter because he is a little bitch. He gets bullied and Bella Thorne is in her…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E26 (Having My Baby)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E26 (Having My Baby).
Green Blooded Bastard - Constantine: City Of Demons
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Constantine: City Of Demons. In this movie, Constantine gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it, Constantine! It's a lot lik…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E25 (Shake, Rattle & Roll)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E25 (Shake, Rattle & Roll).
Green Blooded Bastard - Bright
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bright. This movie is a fairly average movie that just came out at some point on Netflix. There are Lions and Bears and Orcs or some shit.
fml son.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E24 (Like an Old Time Movie)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E24 (Like an Old Time Movie).
Green Blooded Bastard - Final Destination
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Final Destination. This movie is about a dude that freaks the fuck out and pisses off death. That is just the beginning and shit goes fucking nuts! Tony …
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E23 (Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?)
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E23 (Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?).
Green Blooded Bastard - Teen Titans GO! to the Movies
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Titans GO! to the Movies. This movie is what the Suicide Squad could have been if it were animated and good! haha
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E22 (Don't Be Afraid of the Dark)
Green Blooded Bastard - Underworld: Awakening
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Awakening. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is wearing tight black clothing again and ready to fuck you or kill you because... Michael! New hybri…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E21 (Funeral for a Friend)
Green Blooded Bastard - Hardcore Henry
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hardcore Henry. This movie is about a man named Hardcore Henry and he will still fuck you up and spit you out!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E20 (Torn Between Two Lovers)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E20 (Torn Between Two Lovers).