Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:DS9 S4E1&2 - The Way Of The Warrior: Parts 1 & 2
Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S4E1&2 - The Way Of The Warrior: Parts 1 & 2
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E10 (My Back Pages)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E10 (My Back Pages).
Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO DC Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack Of The Legion Of Doom!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO DC Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack Of The Legion Of Doom! wherein Batman is still a dick, but there are bigger dicks abound. Something about ru…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E09 (Changes)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E09 (Changes).
Green Blooded Bastard - Avengers Grimm: Time Wars
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avengers Grimm: Time Wars. This movie is not that worse than the first one and that was a relatively bad movie, but the podcast is fucking worse! Sorry f…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E08 (Turkey in the Straw Part 2)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E08 (Turkey in the Straw Part 2).
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman (1966)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman (1966). This movie was a pilots of sorts for the show which for better or worse rand several seasons and has a huge fanbase. meh haha
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E07 (Turkey in the Straw Part 1)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E07 (Turkey in the Straw Part 1).
Green Blooded Bastard - Underworld
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but a…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E06 (Promises, Promises)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E06 (Promises, Promises).
Green Blooded Bastard - Hereditary
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hereditary. This movie is full of semi useless people being fuckers that piss each other off and don't deserve to be alive. Then it gets really weird ffs…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E05 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 2)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E05 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 2).
Green Blooded Bastard - Honey, I Blew Up The Kid
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, I Blew Up The Kid. In this film
Rick Moranis still has a huge cock, but blows shit because he fucking can!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E04 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 1)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E04 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 1).
Green Blooded Bastard - Lego DC Comics: Batman Be-Leaguered
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics: Batman Be-Leaguered wherein Batman is a dick, but grows slightly as a person. Ha!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E03 (Breaking Up Is Hard to Do)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E03 (Breaking Up Is Hard to Do).
Green Blooded Bastard - Total Recall
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Total Recall. This is a movie wherein a dude totally recalls shit that has and or hasn't happened or something. Also Mars!
I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E02 (Stairway to Heaven)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E02 (Stairway to Heaven).
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. This movie is a fucked up, but after the last one they had to do something. Haha there is some fun stuff in here, but…
I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E01 (Stop In The Name Of Love)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E01 (Stop In The Name Of Love).