Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Good Will Hunting
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Good Will Hunting. This movie is about a guy named Will Hunting that wanders around and tries to figure out who he is and what he wants. Robin Fucking Wil…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E17 (Someone To Watch Over Me: Part 1)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E17 (Someone To Watch Over Me: Part 1).
Green Blooded Bastard - Stargate
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stargate. This movie spawned what became a fairly fun tv series that then spawned some less fun tv serieseses. There is alien rape and a Kurt Russell and…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E16 (We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E16 (We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert).
Green Blooded Bastard - Rollerball (2002)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rollerball (2002). This movie is about some big dicked fuck heads that roll around shit and think they are awesome until shit gets real! Seriously wtfbbq…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E15 (Can I Get a Witness?)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E15 (Can I Get a Witness?).
Green Blooded Bastard - Transformers: Age of Extinction
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers: Age of Extinction. This is a movie wherein robots are still zinging one liners while fighting other to robots... some real robots and some f…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E14 (The Boy Next Door)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E14 (The Boy Next Door).
Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil: Afterlife
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Afterlife. Sci-Fi horror that shits the bed! This movie is a shit show, and the first sign of a franchise going to shit. Seriously this mo…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E13 (ALF's Special Christmas: Part 2)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E13 (ALF's Special Christmas: Part 2).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lost World: Jurassic Park. This movie is really not groundbreaking and is bleh. I was probably very tired while recording this and I'm so sorry that …
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E12 (ALF's Special Christmas: Part 1)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E12 (ALF's Special Christmas: Part 1).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies (Extended Edition)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies (Extended Edition). This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow wanders around and tries to figure o…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E11 (Hail to the Chief)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E11 (Hail to the Chief).
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 5: A New Beginning. This movie is a bad story choice and just some overall badness. Haha there is some fun stuff in here, but it's b…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E10 (Isn't It Romantic)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E10 (Isn't It Romantic).
Green Blooded Bastard - Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. This is a bleh movie wherein robots are still zinging one liners while fighting other to robots and just generally fucking…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E9 (Night Train)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E9 (Night Train).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Rock
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rock. This movie is about a prison named after a wrestler and it will fist fuck you up and spit you out!
note: the sound quality isn't great, but i …
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E8 (Something's Wrong With Me)
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E8 (Something's Wrong With Me).