Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Dirty Dancing
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dirty Dancing. Swayze has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance and gdamn Baby!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E16 (Sacrifice)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E16 (Sacrifice). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Blair Witch 2: The Book of Shadows
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blair Witch 2: The Book of Shadows. This movie is about a guy named Blair and his friends trying to find out if the Witch is true.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E15 (Scar)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E15 (Scar). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons. In this movie, Deathstroke gets to fight demons from his past with his extremely large cock! Some pretty good action and …
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E14 (Black Market)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E14 (Black Market). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Jonah Hex
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jonah Hex. In this movie, JHex stops pseudo nuclear war and gets his ass kicked by a john Malkovich then some Natives do some Vudu shit and he's back kick…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E13 (Epiphanies)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E13 (Epiphanies). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Ma
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ma. This movie is different but still has some fun shit going for it. Nice change of pace.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E12 (Resurrection Ship, Part 2)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E12 (Resurrection Ship, Part 2). Let's frak!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:DS9 S05E06 - Trials and Tribble-ations
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S05E06 - Trials and Tribble-ations.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Babysitter: Killer Queen
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter: Killer Queen. This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch. He still gets bullied and Bella …
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E11 (Resurrection Ship, Part 1)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E11 (Resurrection Ship, Part 1). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby. Dude you guys know what the fuck is going on already! AHAHA this shit rocks!
Green Blooded Bastard - Dreamcatcher
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreamcatcher. This movie is about some great childhood friends that have a special bond with a special kid who has special powers. Aliens come to fuck sh…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E10 (Pegasus)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E10 (Pegasus). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Ad Astra
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Ad Astra. This movie is epic, it's also intimate and claustrophobic in its scale. Somber, but quite good.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E09 (Flight of the Phoenix)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E09 (Flight of the Phoenix). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Chappaquiddick
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chappaquiddick. This movie is about a fat fuck nicknamed "Teddy" and how he's a piece of shit and a girl died and this fucker got off Scott freely and shi…
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E08 (Final Cut)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E08 (Final Cut). Let's frak!