Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Pitch Black
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pitch Black! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: DS9 S02E24 - The Collaborator
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: DS9 S02E24 - The Collaborator.
Green Blooded Bastard - Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth. A dude got his dick ripped off and said, FUUUUCK! So now it takes place in a damn nightclub, and there is a sculpture of pain!
Green Blooded Bastard - Wanted
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wanted. Yeah, this fucking happened. Sideways bullet-time hells, yeah bitches!
Green Blooded Bastard - South Park: Post COVID
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Post COVID. This movie is where the world either ends or begins... Streaming South Park!
Green Blooded Bastard - Hatchet 3
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hatchet 3. This movie is about Skull Fucker, and he Skull FUCKS the fuck out of shit! He doesn't mess around.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Prophecy
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy. This movie pulls its religion and slips it in our mouth. Oh, Hell Yeah!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Day After Tomorrow
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Day After Tomorrow. Sadly, this film is the world we live in, and fuck the schmucks that got us here.
Green Blooded Bastard - Hubie Halloween
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hubie Halloween. This movie sums up what is wrong with Adam Sandler and the vast majority of shit movies that he has put out in the last 20 years. Mother…
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman & Robin
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman & Robin. Clooney pulled his cock out and shoved it up Arnold's ass! Yeah, Boi!
Green Blooded Bastard - Ocean’s Twelve
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Twelve. This film fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but in Europe!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. This movie is reverse dope as hell, and Leatherface will whimper for you, son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son! Titts and balls, son.
Green Blooded Bastard - Ghost Rider
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ghost Rider. Is this movie about Ghost Rider getting his dick hard again and taking the garbage out in hell or just a shitty city? Just the continuing sh…
Green Blooded Bastard - Double Daddy
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Double Daddy. So a chick date rapes a dude and then tries to extort him. It's a hell of a ride!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Silence Of The Lambs
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Silence Of The Lambs. This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch. He wishes he had a pussy!
Green Blooded Bastard - Hatchet 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hatchet 2. This movie is about Hatchet getting his dick hard again and taking the garbage out in the swamp again. Just the continuing shit show that goes…
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:DS9 S03E09 - Defiant
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: DS9 S03E09 - Defiant.
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Forever
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Forever. This movie pulled its cock out and shoved it up to its ass!
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica (Theatrical Edit)
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica (Theatrical Edit). Let's frak!