Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Eraser
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eraser. This is a perfectly excellent generic action film that ERASES YOU! Haha, get it?!
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E04 (I'm Looking Through You)
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E04 (I'm Looking Through You)!
Green Blooded Bastard - Night Of The Living Dead
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Night Of The Living Dead. This film is a classic and epic and has nothing to do with Rob Zombie! Oh, HELL YEAH!
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E03 (Neverending Battle)
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E03 (Neverending Battle)!
Green Blooded Bastard - Back to the Future Part 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 2! Time Travel Fun Time squared!
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E02 (Strange Visitor)
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E02 (Strange Visitor)!
Green Blooded Bastard - Iron Man
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man. The movie that started it all it's not the first Marvel film that I've recorded for, but this will start the main series recording for the most p…
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E01(Pilot)
This is the first episode of my new podcast, The Bastard V Lois & Clark! This will be released weekly, but there will be a gap between seasons as I record them in my free time. So with that, let's fe…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Prophecy 3: The Ascent
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy 3: The Ascent. This movie is going off the fucking rails and not in a good way, FFS!
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One. This movie is a relatively faithful adaptation of the comic arc. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's exc…
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: ENT S04E22 These Are the Voyages...
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: ENT S04E22 These Are the Voyages...!
Green Blooded Bastard - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald. This movie is about an alleged bad dude, but what did he do? Why is he bad?
Green Blooded Bastard - The Incredible Hulk
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Incredible Hulk. This movie is the next shitty one, but this time actually from Marvel. It's not that bad but could have easily been better without tr…
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: TNG S07E12 The Pegasus
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TNG S07E12 The Pegasus!
Green Blooded Bastard - Evil Dead 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead 2. Ash is back at that damned cabin in this movie, and shit hits the fan! I also just bought the video game that just came out.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Social Network
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Social Network. Zucky has a small cock and isn't afraid to use it because he's the fucking CEO bitch!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: TOS S01E10 The Corbomite Maneuver
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TOS S01E10 The Corbomite Maneuver!
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman And Harley Quinn
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman And Harley Quinn. In this movie, Batman gets to fight side by side with the Harley Quinn suckas!
Green Blooded Bastard - Lords Of Salem
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lords Of Salem. This film took years from my life, but it's still better than most of Rob Zombie's life. HA!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: TOS S01E22 Space Seed
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TOS S01E22 Space Seed!