Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Sonic The Hedgehog
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sonic The Hedgehog. This is a movie wherein a blue little shit runs fast and makes friends with Cyclops and Jim Carrey fist fucks!
Green Blooded Bastard - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022). This movie is semi-dope as hell and Leatherface is old, but will cut you up, son!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Death Of Superman
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Death Of Superman. In this movie, Superman must die because James Gunn hates him.
Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984). This movie is lit af son! get them knives out!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Town that Dreaded Sundown (2014). This movie is dope af, and Sack Head will fuck you up again, son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Wonder Woman
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wonder Woman. In this movie, Wonder Woman gets to fight her literal Gods and metaphorical ones.
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E21 (The House of Luthor)
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E21 (The House of Luthor).
Green Blooded Bastard - Spiral
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spiral. This movie is a somewhat reboot/ sequel/ prequel... aka more shit. This movie is a fucking waste of everyone's time and talent in it.
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E20 (Barbarians at the Planet)
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E20 (Barbarians at the Planet).
Green Blooded Bastard - Ocean’s Thirteen
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Thirteen. This film is fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but with the baby godfather, if you really know what I'm say…
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E19 (Fly Hard)
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E19 (Fly Hard).
Green Blooded Bastard - F9 (aka F9: The Fast Saga or Fast & Furious 9)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches F9 (aka F9: The Fast Saga or Fast & Furious 9). They fly into outer space!
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E18 (Vatman)
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E18 (Vatman).
Green Blooded Bastard - 10,000 B.C.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 10,000 B.C. In this movie, the dude with a big dick gets shot, stabbed, and punched, and his honey-hole lady friend gets abducted! It's much insanity wat…
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E17 (The Rival)
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E17 (The Rival).
Green Blooded Bastard - Murder by Natural Causes
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Murder by Natural Causes. In this movie, the dude with a big dick gets shot, stabbed, and punched, and his honey-hole lady friend is behind it all!
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E16 (The Founding)
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E16 (The Founding).
Green Blooded Bastard - Snake Eyes
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Snake Eyes. In this film, Snake Eyes has to kick some Cobra ass in Atlantic City!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1977)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1977). This movie is dope af, and Sack Head will fuck you up, son!
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E15 (Ides of Metropolis)
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E15 (Ides of Metropolis).