Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Injustice
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Injustice. In this movie, Superman gets his feelings hurt and decides to lose his shit and bust his nut over everyone's face!
Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry proves the Dark Lord is a bitch and learns to hate the color pink.
Green Blooded Bastard - They
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches They. This film is just not that good, but fuck it that why I watch them for you!
Green Blooded Bastard - Joker
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker. In this movie Baby Batman gets to be the butt of the Joke again.
Green Blooded Bastard - When A Stranger Calls (2006)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches When A Stranger Calls (2006). This movie is a remake that works well enough, but it kinda trips on its dick more than not.
Green Blooded Bastard - Hulk vs Wolverine
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Wolverine. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and the Canuck is pissed, but he will cut you up, son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Soldier
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Soldier. SciFi fucking nonsense at it's 1990s excess!
Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8)
Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8). I'm going to watch all the mini films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!
Green Blooded Bastard - Iron Man 3
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 3. Whip them tiddies out!
Tony Fucking Stark!
Green Blooded Bastard - Texas Chainsaw 3D
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw 3. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and Leatherface is in 3D, but it will cut you up, son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Deer Woman (Masters Of Horror S1E7)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E7). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 7th episode!
Green Blooded Bastard - Don’t Worry Darling
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Don't Worry Darling. This movie is a wasted concept that is more boring than the behind-the-scenes drama. I'd say watch it once, but that's it! HAHA
Green Blooded Bastard - Iron Man 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 2. Let the good times rool and then whip them tiddies out!
Green Blooded Bastard - Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery. This movie is a fun and KISStastic film. Decent use of their music and some strange Jack Kirby inspired visua…
Green Blooded Bastard - Silent House
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silent House. This movie is very fucking boring and uber lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I watched.
Green Blooded Bastard - Ocean’s 8
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s 8. This film is about some women stealing shit because it's fucking fun and easy and why not mother fucker!
Green Blooded Bastard - Leatherface
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface. This movie is fucking lame and is an unneeded origin for Leatherface. fuck it son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 56th episode!
Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist. Fuck it, so this is a sequel to that Nic Cage one, so I guess I'll have to go back and watch that one now, too, becau…
Green Blooded Bastard - I See You
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches I See You. This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I just watched.