Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Scooby-Doo
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo. So Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie. Saffron Burrows is…
Green Blooded Bastard - Stealth
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth. This movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that fly shit rice burners and think they are awesome until their buddy "Tin Man" goes loco and …
Green Blooded Bastard - Bad Boys
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bad Boys. This movie is about two cops that just happen to also be Bad Boys... oh dear!
Green Blooded Bastard - Saw 5
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 5. This movie is actually kinda better than the last one and is ok kinda. Also my dvd skipped like 5 mins from the end for no reason when it didn't s…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Fast And The Furious
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Fast And The Furious. This movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that drive shit rice burners and think they are awesome and they steal shit and…
Green Blooded Bastard - Hercules
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hercules. In this movie The Rock runs around semi naked kicking ass and looking for BJs at every turn while wearing a fucking lion's head as a fucking hat…
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: The Killing Joke
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Killing Joke. In this movie the Batman gets to fight the Joker kind of! The Joker is out there romping and stomping crippling bitches and stu…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Matrix
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Matrix. In this movie Neo is a smooth talking computer programmer from Chicago where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds! fml.
*NOTE*
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Green Blooded Bastard - Saw 4
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 4. This movie is yet another sequel to a sequel to... fucking kill me and there is fucking Donnie Wahlberg again! I'm starting to regret doing this da…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Transporter
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Transporter. This movie is about a guy named Transporter... um Frank Martin who drives cars and delivers shit unless you double cross him and blow up …
Green Blooded Bastard - Special Correspondents
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Special Correspondents. In this film
Ricky Gervais and Eric Bana are a couple of loveable losers that are hiding out from Kevin Pollak. Their hip shoo…
Green Blooded Bastard - Under The Red Hood
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Under The Red Hood. In this movie the Batman gets to fight demons from his past! The Joker is out there romping and stomping... I'll stop now.
Green Blooded Bastard - Saw 3
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 3. This movie is yet another sequel to a sequel to a somewhat classic and they amped up the gore even more and they tried to make Donnie Wahlberg seem…
Green Blooded Bastard - Crank
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Crank. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool... um Chev Chelios who kills people and fucks shit up so he doesn't die. He's got a hot girlfriend, a fun…
Green Blooded Bastard - Halloween: Resurrection
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween: Resurrection. This movie is a pretty shitty sequel in this franchise, but still better than those horrible middle ones.
This is not the one…
Green Blooded Bastard - Independence Day
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Independence Day. This movie is the prequel to a fairly shitty movie that just came out. There is alien rape(brent spiner) and a black pilot(will smith) …
Green Blooded Bastard - Tomorrowland
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tomorrowland. This movie is directed by the Iron Giant dude and written with the Lost guy. It's a perfectly average movie that looks pretty, but it takes…
Green Blooded Bastard - Saw 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 2. This movie is the sequel to a somewhat classic and they amped up the gore and they tried to make Donnie Wahlberg seem like a capable actor! This se…
Green Blooded Bastard - Now You See Me
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Now You See Me. In this movie there are 36 ninjas and the are crazy fast and can do magic like nobody knows! Jk, but there are these 4 playas known as th…
Green Blooded Bastard - Scream
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scream. In this movie a girl named Scream is hunted by some crazy fuckers and is forced to... Scream! There were some production issues with this episode…