Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:TOS Pilot - The Cage
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TOS Pilot - The Cage
Green Blooded Bastard - Teen Wolf
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Wolf. This movie is a quickly great fucking 80s movie about coming of age, underage drinking and basket ball! Fuck yeah son.
Green Blooded Bastard - Blair Witch
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blair Witch. This movie is about a guy named Blair and his sister is a Witch and none of that was true.
Green Blooded Bastard - Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League. WTF?!?! haha
Green Blooded Bastard - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (Extended Edition)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (Extended Edition). This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow saves the day after bungling it up like a mo…
Green Blooded Bastard - Mortdecai
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mortdecai. This movie is about a guy named Mortdecai that somehow saves the day after bungling it up like a mother fucker!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:DS9 S1E3 - Past Prologue
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S1E3 - Past Prologue.
Green Blooded Bastard - Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut). This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will still fuck you up and your wife too. Danny motha fucking Glov…
Green Blooded Bastard - Fast & Furious
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious. This shit film is about some jackwad that can't run for shit and has trouble pissing while standing up... YOU KNOW HIS NAME! This is a fa…
Green Blooded Bastard - Los Bandoleros
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Los Bandoleros. This short film is about some jackwad that can't run for shit and has trouble pissing while standing up. This is a prequel to Fast & Furi…
Green Blooded Bastard - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 2. This is the second part of a miniseries that revitalized scifi and storytelling and turned a cult classic tel…
Green Blooded Bastard - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 1
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 1. This is the first part of a miniseries that revitalized scifi and storytelling and turned a cult classic tele…
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S1E1 - Broken Bow: Parts 1 & 2
Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S1E - Broken Bow: Parts 1 & 2.
Green Blooded Bastard - Bad Boys 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bad Boys 2. This is another movie about two cops that just happen to also be Bad Boys... again!
Green Blooded Bastard - Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000. This movie is about a guy named Dracula 2000 and it's fucking garbage! Seriously this movie sucks and isn't even fun.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Transporter 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Transporter 2. This is another movie about a guy named Transporter... um Frank Martin who drives cars and delivers shit unless you abduct the kid that…
Green Blooded Bastard - The LEGO Batman Movie
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The LEGO Batman Movie. This movie is a surprisingly well made, nicely made film. The jokes were a nice balance for all ages and fan types. enjoy it my p…
Green Blooded Bastard - Superman 3
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman 3. In this movie Blackman has to save Superman's ass from fake Lex's robot computer thingy! It's a fun movie, but way too long.
Green Blooded Bastard - Broken Arrow
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Broken Arrow. This movie is about a guy named Broken Arrow who meets up with some strange fucking dudes that steal some nukes and he fucking save the day.…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. This movie is about some small dicked fuck head that crashes after a stupid race with the oldest brother from Home …