Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Suicide Squad
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Suicide Squad. This movie is a hot mess of garbage that wastes so much talent here. Ugh
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E6 (For Your Eyes Only)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E6 (For Your Eyes Only).
Green Blooded Bastard - Lethal Weapon 3 (Director’s Cut)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 3 (Director’s Cut). This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will still fuck you up and your wife too. Danny motha fucking Glov…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E5 (Keepin' the Faith)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E5 (Keepin' the Faith).
Green Blooded Bastard - Jigsaw
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jigsaw. This movie is a somewhat reboot/ sequel/ prequel... aka shit. This movie is probably the worst of the bunch, but I'd have to rewatch that 3D one …
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E4 (Pennsylvania 6-5000)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E4 (Pennsylvania 6-5000).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 2. This miniseries tries to revamp and reinterpret a classic sci-fi book/movie with a few twists.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:VOY S6 E1 - Equinox: Part 2
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:VOY S6 E1 - Equinox: Part 2.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E3 (Looking for Lucky)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E3 (Looking for Lucky).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 1
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 1. This miniseries tries to revamp and reinterpret a classic sci-fi book/movie with a few twists.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:VOY S5 E25 - Equinox: Part 1
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:VOY S5 E25 - Equinox: Part 1.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E2 (Strangers in the Night)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E2 (Strangers in the Night).
Green Blooded Bastard - Con Air
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Con Air. This movie is about a plane named Con Air and it will still fuck you up and spit you out!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E1 (A.L.F.)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E1 (A.L.F.).
Green Blooded Bastard - Dreams In The Witch House (Masters of Horror S01 E02)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreams In The Witch House (Masters of Horror S01 E02). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 2nd episode!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E0 (Original Unaired Pilot)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E0 (Original Unaired Pilot).
Green Blooded Bastard - Pet Sematary Two
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pet Sematary Two. This movie is about a fucking zombie cop that goes crazy and gets his rape on... I'm looking at you Clancy Brown. Anyways the kid from …
Green Blooded Bastard - Dirty Laundry (A Punisher Short Film)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dirty Laundry (A Punisher Short Film). A little teaser bitches of the Thomas Jane film.
Green Blooded Bastard - Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. This movie is not as good as the previous one and that's saying a lot mother fuckers.
Green Blooded Bastard - Passengers
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Passengers. Stylized sci-Fi horrorishness in outer space with a dash of star power thrown in for a flawed, but decent enough film.