Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 854
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E15 (I've Got A New Attitude)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E15 (I've Got A New Attitude).
Green Blooded Bastard - Superman: Unbound
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman: Unbound. In this movie Superman has to save Supergirl's ass from Brainiac! Take some pills for this one boys and girls.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E14 (A Little Bit of Soap)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E14 (A Little Bit of Soap).
Green Blooded Bastard - Gone In 60 Seconds
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Gone In 60 Seconds. This movie is about a car named Cage and it will still drive you baby. Does anybody read this shit?
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E13 (Mother and Child Reunion)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E13 (Mother and Child Reunion).
Green Blooded Bastard - Battlefield Earth
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battlefield Earth. This movie is about a man named hillbilly and he saves the world in the year 3000!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E12 (Oh, Tannerbaum)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E12 (Oh, Tannerbaum).
Green Blooded Bastard - Urban Legend
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Urban Legend. This movie is about a guy named Legend and his sister is Urban and there is a baby face lex luthor and a pre-oscar Jared Leto. Fuck yeah!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Star Wars: The Clone Wars
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: The Clone Wars. This one is pretty boring because Skyguy and shit.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E11 (On the Road Again)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E11 (On the Road Again).
Green Blooded Bastard - All The Right Moves
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches All The Right Moves. Football, Coach, Tom Cruise, Tits, Lea Thompson, Steel Mills... Fuck yeah to the 1980s!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E10 (Baby, You Can Drive My Car)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E10 (Baby, You Can Drive My Car).
Green Blooded Bastard - Furious 7
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Furious 7. In this film shit just got fucking real! Han is fucking killed, The Rock gets his balls handed to him and Jason Statham is a fucking beast! D…
Green Blooded Bastard - Fast & Furious 6 “mid-credit scene”
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious 6 “mid-credit scene”. This secret scene is where we find out the Han's death in the 3 film wasn't an accident and that makes it slightly le…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E9 (Jump)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E9 (Jump).
Green Blooded Bastard - Fifty Shades Darker
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Darker. This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive. This podcast is awful and…
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th Part 3.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 3. This movie is another quickly done sequel that was made to get 3D back into cinemas and also to make another quick buck! I actual…
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E8 (Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue?)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E8 (Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue?).
Green Blooded Bastard - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. There is still silly hair cuts, and more batshit insanity. Please don't listen to this.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E7 (Help Me, Rhonda)
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E7 (Help Me, Rhonda).