Melrose Place Cast

What a wild ride season four continues to be! Kimberly is finding her sexual liberation, by seducing people at the radio station and the bar.

Jake and Shelly have quite the week! At the start, our…

Throughout our journey searching for Puddle, the "other podcast hosts" have been prime suspects. This month, we are joined by Christopher, from Melrose Sheltering In Place who seems to have a lot of …

What didn't happen this week? Things continue to fly by at lightning speed.

Amanda is at Jack's ... funeral? As in, he's at a funeral home, with a signboard with his name on it, but this isn't the r…

Look, there's only one explanation - this had to be sweeps week.

Come on board for this contentious episode. We recorded late, after a frustrating day, and Teege is audibly sick of it.

But in the e…

KISS MY BUTT?!?

Oh, the audacity of late-night television.  The coarseness of 90s nighttime soaps.  No wonder millennials turned out the way we (me, not Mary) did.

This week, Sarah's drinking is back…

Things are just getting wilder and wilder. And we're not just referring to the actor who played Reed Carter / Adam Louder!

Amanda is standing vigil at Jack's bedside, reasonably confusing the nurse…

Kimberly is the main character this week, and we couldn't be happier. She manages to be the central argument for all three of Mary's points this week. She confronts fake Henry, fights with Michael on…

Against all odds, the Models, Inc. 'Cast is back thanks to some legally questionable video acquisition practices by sweet guest star Gail.

This week, Julie decides to stay with her stud boyfriend aft…

Yes, we know that the title of the episode reads differently in different places, but we are sticking with what the source material (Paramount Plus) tells us.

This week, eight story lines converge i…

An important announcement for all fans of the Melrose Place 'Cast, Norma Rae, Teamsters, and Hollywood Executives:

We're On Strike!

In what is literally the least we can do, standing in solidarity …

People of all ages - we found Puddle!  Puddle is alive, running around with nazis, and trying so hard to save Daddy's life by getting him some sweet sweet Stanley Cup Soup.  

Finally, we can put this…

Brooke starts to become aware of a budding romance between Alison and Daddy thanks to a huge bouquet of rose buds coming from Daddy's favorite flower shop. Of course, that is the most strained line o…

At this point, Models, Inc. knew they were in trouble and needed to boost the ratings to get renewed.  They did that by featuring Lara Harris (who's that?) and Emma Samms appearing as Grayson.  Who i…

It's a draw this week, if we discount the vote of our special guest, Gen Z expert, Nick.

Kimberly's backstory and psychological trauma is revealed, as she witnessed her mother brutally attacked, and…

What a relief, what a surprise, what a positive development!  Puddle, it turns out, is a science teacher, educating America's children through tangible, hands-on experiences in pipes, digestive track…

Look, if you've been worried about the devious attempt by Haley Armstrong to get Brooke to divorce Billy just two episodes after he enthusiastically paid for the wedding and created a job in Hong Kon…

We are joined by Gail, who has never seen or heard anything about this show.  Near the end we realize that she thought this was a reality show, so let that tell you whatever it needs to about the wri…

Do you remember all of the storylines from last week?

WELL FORGET ABOUT THEM - because the writers sure did.

No evidence of Brooke's Daddy's Divorce Demand has come up at all.

But the Amanda Parez…

Do cats cause schizophrenia?  You may have read articles that they do, then read articles that they don't.  Here, let's teach the controversy.  However, I am quite sure that all the evidence you need…