Melrose Place Cast

Let the record show, the idea of a last minute candidate switch out in the heat of a Presidential candidate was written BEFORE Joe Biden's debate meltdown.

In this one, we follow the tale of Amanda W…

Kimberly and Matt end their fables and foibles with one last adventure ... going way down under the rest of the planet, where no one wants to go - in the great nation of Ah-straw-leeah.

That's right…

Matt and Kimberly continue their adventures, although robot seems to have forgotten that this was to be a sitcom.

Either way, we manage to catch up with Kay Beacon, who makes a stunning reappearance…

It's the spin off Mary has claimed she's been wanting for years: an all out Kimberly / Matt sitcom. But, it's still Melrose Place, so it's filled with dramatics, crime fighting, sex, and sarcasm.

I…

It's the spin off Mary has claimed she's been wanting for years: an all out Kimberly / Matt sitcom. But, it's still Melrose Place, so it's filled with dramatics, crime fighting, sex, and sarcasm.

In …

Coming soon - a FIVE WEEK special considering what would have happened if Matt and Kimberly had run off together after season three when they were both facing charges for murder.

Mystery.

Crime.

Murd…

Well, everything wraps up and ends. It is a sad, sad say for Teege and Mary, as the Models, Inc. 'Cast comes to its inevitable end. Of course, we knew there was no second season when we started, but …

It's almost over - unless someone comes through with the Models, Inc. reboot we've all been hoping for!

This is the second to last episode ... and the final one before Mary watches the show again b…

Is it Billy was flying high and crashed with Amanda? Or Michael's newfound commitment to his wife? Peter's chance with Amanda? Amanda's new contract? Who knows - whatever went up is now coming down…

Can this title have been any more in appropriately selected? One google search for Triumph of the Will and we feel like we're on a watch list somewhere.

Anyway - this week was fun. Amanda suddenly h…

We have an all new special guest - the Boring undertaker herself comes on to discuss Melrose Place, and maybe, just maybe, confront Melrose Mary about the appropriate care of human cremains.

Also, w…

We're heading headlong into the series finale, and there's just enough time to wrap things up messily.

Sarah from Iowa is getting hooked on drugs by Ben, formerly Adam's goon, now Grayson's goon. Th…

OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!

We interrupt your regular stream of Melrose Place content to discuss our hopes, dreams, and fears for the new Melrose Place Reboot.

Imagine, if you will, Matt operating as a more dutiful best man / gay of honor for Michael and Sydney's wedding in season two? What would have happened if he had hired Rhonda's Culinary Funk to do th…

It is like Christmas in the spring time, because much to our surprise, BETSY JONES HAS ARRIVED! We were expecting Betsy as a season five specialty, but here she is, ready to go!

Additionally, Jo get…

Imagine, if you will, what life would have looked like on Melrose Place if they couldn't land Heather Locklear as a permanent cast member, but still needed to do some stunt casting.

What if they bro…

We're heading for the series finale, and thanks to IMDB's summary of this episode, I am spoiled by one of the main storylines - specifically what Anna is doing here.  No worries though, I won't ruin …

I think we all know who stole the show this week: Madge and Mabel! If you're rewatching along with us, you will no doubt agree that the characters of the week are the cantankerous old bags who think …

The reboot hasn't happened ... YET.

Instead, we ask our robot to help us imagine a scenario where the characters of Melrose Place are now running a small college.

Scandal.

Tomfoolery.

Betrayal.

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