Melrose Place Cast

Well, the time has come for us to say goodbye to our first title-screened character since Rhonda walked out of Melrose Place and into her suburban catering empire.

Brooke, we hardly knew ye. Your sc…

Julie is growing and maturing as a person, as evidenced by setting up her boyfriend with a date.

Sarah decides to have an abortion, but then avoids a car accident, apparently losing the baby.

Cynthia…

Well, Mary continues to be offended by the offensive and offending episode titles - this one about Brooke playing the role of satan in a dripping dress from her accidental drowning.

We get into it t…

What a sad loss of potential it was for all of the Models, Inc. characters to be sent away when Hillary closed the business.

Imagine, if you will, a scenario where David comes to LA, not knowing Ama…

This is the end, it appears, for Brooke. Everything important to her has been taken - her marriage, her feud with Alison, her job, her Daddy, her fiance, her baby, her house, it's all gone, gone gone…

Laugh all you want, but this show is getting better and better.  If they had a little more time, this would have had a run as long as Melrose Place.

Cynthia's bulimia continues to worsen, causing her…

Apparently, this was a play on the phrase "booby trap" - and it took Mary's English degree to figure it out. Bobby and Amanda are in mortal danger, although the end is not in doubt.

Sydney is eating…

After the bombing, Michael would have had every right to be turned away from women.

After the false murder accusation and arrest, Matt would have had every right to be turned away from men.

But loo…

What's more offensive to the universe - Melrose Place's lack of a second comma in the title, or the fact that Jane's storyline is, and I hate to say this, interesting?

Jane is mixed up with Sydney a…

Wow, the Melrose Place writers were not concerned about sensitivity with their episode titles this season. I wonder if we are eventually going to learn that Darren Starr was the one who prevented thi…

Either Teege's standards are dropping, or this show is heating up just as it was about to get canceled.  You listen in and decide.

Monique is planning to scale back her wedding since Adam spent $5,00…

What a wildly inappropriate title.

Jane is paralyzed from the drug-induced stroke thanks to Sydney. Kimberly gets Sydney to act as Jane's caregiver, meaning Jane, Sydney, and Michael are all living t…

At long last, Mary is rescued from the basement and promises that today, on this good day, we will finally hear what happened to Puddle.

Also, we find out who has been talking about us online.

It's a…

In what was clearly a mid-season finale, Melrose Place amped up the drama!

Sydney accidentally kills (?) Jane, with tranqs prescribed by Kimberly.

Michael goes to a room full of doctors and demands t…

Well, we are dealing with disordered eating in the most offensive way possible.  In fact, the boyfriend who recognized the problem had the audacity to say, "you've never looked better."  So that's no…

The title makes virtually no sense. Maybe they mean two scheming redheads are together again? Who knows. Either way, here's the rundown:

Alison is back on the sauce, and Billy is going to be there t…

At long last, after literally two years of taking a small joke WAY too far, we have finally been able to crack the case.

Puddle has been found, and those responsible ... well ... perhaps they're list…

In what world is this an appropriate title for this episode? Join us for this, and other deep questions as we are firmly entering the middle of season four.

Hayley is gone, Alison is now a formerly …

Well, Adam turns out to be rather smart.  Something about getting shot through the heart with your own harpoon by your girlfriend/captive has a way of centering the mind.  He figures out that Ben and…