Melrose Place Cast

Well, now the full origin story of Victoria Taylor McBride (or whatever her given first name was - we already forgot) is coming to light - but she's still deceiving Peter. And Peter is lying to Amand…

Before she arrived in Los Angeles, Kimberly Shaw was a promising young med student from Ohio.

Much like Wicked, let's go back in time, and explore how Kimberly became the person we've come to know, l…

Okay, we get it - these episodes are getting a bit on the long side.

That said, Melrose Place is adding layers of depth and content and sudsy trashy soap.

This week alone, we find out that Megan Lewis…

Catching up on the early seasons, join us as we splash back in time to simpler days: season two of Melrose Place.

Which guest star would we MOST want to join us in our podcasting studio? The answer …

Well, it's been a while since Mary and I recorded, so we got a little long and rambly.

But, Jane continues to be interesting, which is distressing. She is also stalking Jake, and she gets busted. Of c…

Since we were so fortunate to have our resident Gen Z expert join us to discuss 5.5 - we posed an intriguing query:

If you had to spend a weekend with the characters of Melrose Place, who are you taki…

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You just want to hear this story about what's happening in the good town of West Allis, Wisconsin.

Not the worst title they've had in a while.

We are to believe that Jane's brief love affair with Jake last season was so deep that she'd now stand by and watch Jake and Alison burn in a fire she accid…

We are back for another flashback episode - this time digging into the archives of our notes to remember what happened to our main characters in season two of Melrose Place. Which main character had …

There is no apostrophe in this title and yes that is absolutely incorrect but we do not make the laws of America.

And tbh, if we did, we wouldn't start with Melrose Place titles. So Burnin Love it is,…

Well, here's what happened - we finished the Models, Inc. 'Cast, with sadness in our hearts, thinking we would never again enjoy the entertainment of this arm of the fictional Melrose Place / 90210 /…

How hard do you have to convince a police officer that he should "shoot to kill"? That's the high art Melrose Place tackled this week. The answer: not very hard. Especially if they're hunky but skitt…

Look, because we* are completionist, we *have* to go back to past seasons and identify the guest star we'd most like to podcast with.  Of course then at the very end of this podcast, when we've watch…

Why are we calling him Dick, now? Is this some pop culture moment from way back that we don't understand? Or was it meant to be a bit racy?

Peter and Amanda are arguing over whether or not Peter kil…

You can't get it out of your head - the image of Kimberly and Sydney, flowing attire flapping in the wind, casually eating ice cream while walking along the beach and plotting a M U R D E R of Michae…

If you are as confused and dumbfounded as we are about the re-election of Donald Trump, then join us on this special inauguration day episode.

Mary and I work through each of the characters, with a…

This is a throwback episode, for sure.  But in order to be completionists, after the rousing success of the Tournament of Sadness at season three, we went back and revisited the first season.  Using …

Melrose Place is back for another season, and so are we!

We come back to see what happened with the fact that Richard, while dead, was literally crawling out of the ground. His psychological warfar…

Okay, fine - so the incest was creepy. Let's try to jazz this up with two former fiancés who always seemed like a better brother and sister than they did future spouses.

However - is the Folgers ad …

Okay, so a brother / sister remix weirded Mary out.

So did big brother / little brother even though they just act like they're full brothers, when in reality, they're half brothers.

So let's go in…