Two friends locked in a heated debate: is Melrose Place "high art for the generations" or "a trashy 90's soap opera and that's okay."
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And, just like that, Jane's gone? For some reason the writers wanted to put Jane through hell to justify to the audience…
George Washington famously stepped down from power and warned a young nation against dangerous alliances.
Jo Reynolds did the same, only with more denim and a stolen baby who was breastfed by Kimberly…
Oh, I get it now, Peter's an accidental doctor because he did a surprise tracheotomy or whatever that word is. Thus ends the Peter paralyzed by fear storyline. This should help his relationship with …
Barack Obama united a nation with three simple words: Yes We Can.
Rhonda Blair divided a dinner party with one simple action: bringing pasta and accidentally revealing Jane’s attempted abortion.
In thi…
Well, we can only assume that the episode title writer was on vacation or got involved with Kimberly Shaw because there's no clear indication what this title had to do with the episode.
Taylor continu…
In 1851, Sojourner Truth delivered a soul-shaking speech demanding that women, especially Black women, be seen, heard, and honored.
In Season 3 of Melrose Place, Alison Parker delivered a similar plea…
Is this title Shakespearean dumb or just dumb? Either way, Jane is desperately seeking mommy, using a whole lot of insensitive terminology about whether Sydney is her "real" sister or how she can fin…
In the first of a new approach, we took robot remix, and asked it to guide Mary through a series of gutwrenching choices.
Did robot misunderstand the phrase "robot remix" and make this all sci fi supe…
If you had asked us to predict what would cause the longest episode of our podcast ever - we would not have said it was Jane searching for her mother.
Truth be told, it's because we started recording…
Well, well, well. Let's look back and revisit the joy that was season four. The guest stars, and there were plenty of them, who left us too soon. But which ones would we most want to spend some more …
Well, Gail is here, and she is bored.
Jane's adopted, as revealed by blood types.
Alison doesn't want Jake telling her what to do with her career.
Peter is getting stage fright in the same room he tried…
Well, when a plan doesn't come together as intended, what happens? Chaos, insurgency, murder, arson, death, destruction, and perhaps one character who sneaks away to plot revenge and a sequel...
Let the record show, we tried very intentionally to be culturally sensitive to a tribe of people who refuse to let us get to know them, to understand their beliefs, customs, and values. Every time we…
Well, by hook or by crook, these two crazy scamps got a group of North Sentinelese to settle into Melrose Place. Hijinx ensue.
We're dealing with first contact, and immediate regret. This week, we take a little dip into a North Sentinelese pond and imagine what would happen if Kimberly and Sydney rolled up on this untouched …
Well, we're going through with it. All common sense and cultural sensitivity available to us is needed to get through this five-week series.
This week, we're zeroing in on *what* Kimberly is doing, ho…
Well, we're doing what we normally do - taking the half-way point of the year to SLOW DOWN the recording schedule.
What's that? You want to know how we could slow it down more than we have? Fair quest…
On a more professional podcast, Teege was chastised for finding a way to work Jimmy Carter into discussions of Melrose Place.
Challenge accepted, Nathan.
One week before "the most boring episode of Melrose Place ever" - we have a rather good one. We learned the real tea behind Kimberly and Megan, and Michael literally becomes a gift to a woman.
Amanda …
Okay, let's think about it - who had the saddest story arc of the entire season? To come to a conclusion, Mary and I debate (and remember!) all that happened in season four, to figure out who came ou…