Melrose Place Cast

We're continuing our journey to use robot to rewrite a more acceptable ad than what Folgers delivered fifteen years ago.

Let's see what robot thinks would happen if we rolled the Hanson brothers int…

The Folgers ad really shocked the conscience of a troubled nation.

Robot helps us imagine what that commercial would have looked like if the brother / sister combo were indeed Amanda Woodward and Da…

Folgers Incest Ad: The Oral History of "Coming Home" for the Coffee Commercial's 10th Anniversary | GQ In 2009, Folgers released a nice, downhome, wholesome ad, where a brother and sister are clearl…

With Richard literally crawling out of the ground after being buried, we ask robot to help us imagine a scenario where Melrose Place and The Walking Dead cross over.

Who will win in a leadership bat…

As is custom, we wrap up the season with an overarching view of this entire season as one contribution to the culture.

But is it art or is it trash?

We both take our best shot at winning this argum…

We're nearing the end of our legally-required human resources intervention.

At least as it relates to Melrose Place.

Let's round out this mini-series with a thorough analysis of what an HR profess…

In a recent special episode, expert guest Christopher (of Melrose Sheltering In Place infamy) told us that Sam was the worst character on Melrose Place - and her actions led directly to the worst thi…

A long, long, time ago, season one featured a one-episode family for Billy Campbell. He leared at a sexy lady having car troubles on the side of the road, picked her up literally and figurately, date…

This is a unique situation for us - a main-stay character is coming aboard with just enough background for Mary and I to speculate while simultaneously being someone we know nothing about.

So while …

What could make season three more explosive than a boat bombing and a building bombing?

HR forms in triplicate dealing with the decisions our lovely characters are making along the way.

Well, mercifully, it's over for Jo Beth Reynolds. She came in as a dark, mysterious, sophisticated photographer from New York City, and left, we think, as Dominick O'Malley's plus one for an upliftin…

As you've heard by now, it has infuriated Teege that the actress who played Linda on Models, Inc. was brought into Melrose Place as the character Claire, instead of bringing Linda back to Melrose Pla…

What a stunning end to a long, long season.

Jane and Sydney kill a man (Richard) who is crawling out of the ground, presumably unhappy with his current situation.

Jo and O'Malley have their long go…

This episode has everything you could ever want in Melrose Place. Amanda and Michael are gumshoe capers trying to crack the case like they're on a special episode of Melrose Place 'Cast Investigates.…

The court-ordered intervention of human resources continues. Let's find out what this global powerhouse of HR-ness has to say about what happened in the second season of Melrose Place.

To be clear -…

Well this was a wild ride. We are joined by our expert millenial guest, Gail, who voted well this week.

Things we discussed: are we still doing shock therapy? Is karma a bitch, or is that just Mon…

Whatever happened to Carrie from Models, Inc.? The last we saw her, she was somewhere in Central America, trapped in "hell, baby. Hooker hell."

Well, Hillary Michaels gets a note from Carrie, which …

And now the stage is set for the mad dash to the season finale.

What do you do with a problem like Bobby? Kill him off.

What do you do with a problem like Alycia? Kill her off.

What do you do with a…

Have you ever wondered how an HR professional might have impacted the characters and storylines of Melrose Place?

Clearly, the writers never did.

We are very excited to bring you the first of a mon…

Clearly based on True Lies, this episode of Melrose Place appears to be the beginning of a two-episode etch-a-sketch getting ready for the season four finale.

The beauty queen drama has come to LA, …