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Things just keep spicing up.

Peter is, for some reason, trying to rescue Kimberly from the consequences of her bombing.

Sydney and Amanda are still living together, a plot with so much potential th…

The explosion is finally here! A finale that was rewritten from a crashing plane to a bombing due to terrorism had to be delayed from the season three finale to the season four opening due to terrori…

Listen, there are just four storylines of significance now that Sarah is cast to the side.  She just roves through a few other storylines saying things like, "at least you didn't sleep with a priest!…

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This week, we have uncovered a legit travesty.  A shocking dereliction of duty.  Mary follows a tip that, spoi…

This is just a fun little romp down season three - which main character had the WORST season?  As in, whose life would you least want to live for the year? For fun, we've thrown in two of Teege's fav…

In this special mini-sode, we "crack the case" of Mary's birthday present. Turns out, it was a hand-made gift, brought to you by friend of the show, and Melrose Place Facebook Group All Star, Brandon…

The vixens in question, of course, are Monique and Julie, who are continuing their tug of war for Adam/Reed while Craig continues to pine after Julie.  

Hillary catches Carrie impersonating her and s…

Long ago, we received advice from Christopher at Melrose Sheltering In Place - treat yourself to the Lifetime movie about Melrose Place behind the scenes.

So we did, at the end of season three - appa…

Apparently Puddle had wormed his way into our heart long before we saw them appear on Melrose Place.  According to some internet sleuths, Puddle was actually appearing on Melrose Place under prosthet…

At long last, we got to the season finale of season three - the peak moment in Melrose Place folklore.  This was apparently Darren Star's last episode with the series, which explains the shift in cha…

Well, we took a month off between recording, or frankly even watching the show, so come along with us for our confusion as we try to remember what was happening in this show from 30 years ago that on…

Well, we're now fully set up for the most epic episode of the entire series, the season three finale.

Except Mackenzie Freaking Hart has still not arrived.  This is an outrage, and I demand protests …

What a stupid episode title.  

But that's okay, because it was actually a good episode.

Jake fires Jess and kicks him out, so Jess have Jake killed by hiring goons to rob the bar.

Sydney's drama with…

Well, we've reached that soap opera stage where all of the characters are operating disconnected from each other.  So we have distinct, non-overlapping story lines.

Cynthia regains a stalker from New…

It's a rare, but not unheard of, doubled-up sponsor week where Mary and I both latched on to the same, relatively obscure moment of the show.

Also, Jo / Jake / Jess continue their love triangle, whic…

It's a very Merry Christmas Miracle - we have found puddle!  After all this time, over a year of searching, thirteen misfires, we are pretty sure that we've found the stuffed dog that won America's h…